There is an app for that!

[gregorbehr]

An interesting concept... but sometimes low tech is the way to go.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/a ... 4718412396

[justanotherdrumber]

"Semiautomatic" .....
..... it'll probably be outlawed in NY, CT, IL & CA.

You could poke your eye out with that thing ... !

[Lost Sheep]

Here thread that links to a patent for the device (or something like it).

"Wireless Penile Implant"

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5346

[justanotherdrumber]

Here thread that links to a patent for the device (or something like it).

"Wireless Penile Implant"

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5346

I'm not sure that I want to know where the charger plugs in at .....

[Lost Sheep]

Here thread that links to a patent for the device (or something like it).

"Wireless Penile Implant"

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=5346

I'm not sure that I want to know where the charger plugs in at .....

I think there are three options...at varying price points.

Standard.. plugs into your anus. Cost $0 alternative is to swallow an extension cord.
Premium, plugs into your navel. Cost $5,000
Deluxe: Trans-cutaneous: Cost $100,0000

or, you could have the "Frankenstein" option. electrodes that stick out of your penis. They can double as a "french tickler"

[Larry10625]

An interesting concept... but sometimes low tech is the way to go.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/a ... 4718412396

Geez, I just said that like 4 months ago...

Larry

[Lost Sheep]

Then, in July 2016 I had this idea of an implant that would pump itself up through the action of foreplay and/or the in/out action of coitus.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=6596

Once I took a critical look at the dimensions, it turned out to be impractical because the volume of fluid per pump would have been inadequate. It would have required hundreds of penile strokes (but what woman would complain about that?), The man might have gotten tuckered out, though.

But it was in intriguing idea. An erection that got stiffer as foreplay advanced and coitus began...much like a natural erection. Your partner could even pump you up simply by playing with your flaccid penis until it became rigid.

[Reggieman]

So when my neighbor activates his garage door open my electronic pump does.........?

[alibaba]

Pump and motor look like something out of some crap kid's toy. Between lost remotes, chargers, extension cords, more complex mechanics and electricals that increase the chance of failure, the large battery/pump/charger/radio device under the skin (subcutaneous), this looks like a giant hell hole to me. Presently we have 4 things that could fail. Pump, cylinders, tubing, reservoir. That thing ads a dozen more. I would prefer the mechanical device I have now. At least I know if I were a month in the Amazon, I can still make it work on demand w/o need for added support equipment.

[alibaba]

So when my neighbor activates his garage door open my electronic pump does.........?