Never heard that in my life

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Never heard that in my life

Postby radioradio » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:04 pm

Trying on dress pants (wedding) for the first time since implant, with my "new" flaccid state earlier today. Most of my pants are a little snug as I have gained some weight. My wife takes a look, sees a the bulge, and says, "Can't you make that thing get any smaller?"

I laughed my ass off. Having always had a small dick (and an innie after the prostatectomy), it was something I had never heard, or even dreamed of hearing. Anyway, we both got a good chuckle out of it.

Bob 2.2
Born '52. Married '79. RALP 3/1/17. ED 50+% prior to surgery even w/ meds. VED, Injections, ineffective. Considering implant even before PCa diagnosis. Dr. Kramer 8/2/17. LGX 21cm+0.5 RTE. Kramer replaced/repositioned pump 12/13/17. Willing to Show/Tell.

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Re: Never heard that in my life

Postby Lester33 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:25 pm

Never hurts to have a good laugh with the spouse. Glad everything is going well for you.
Survivor, Type II diabetic with ED - 63 & 44 married / used Cialis, Trimix, and VED
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Re: Never heard that in my life

Postby Anonymous3 » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:41 pm

You tell it kinda a one way street out but not much in

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