My doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied: "Doctor. you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary and my legs go weak. I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scared!"
The doctor, looking at his 86-yr-old patient said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time especially to a man of your advanced years -- but tell me when did you first notice these symptoms?"
His response was, "Well, three times last night and twice again this morning!”
An elderly man goes to the doctor
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An elderly man goes to the doctor
DOB:2/1940; 4 Oct 2011, date of Robotic surgery
Gleason 3+4=7
Cancer confined to one lobe, did not enter capsule
Gleason 3+4=7
Cancer confined to one lobe, did not enter capsule
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