Just like the bishop who was getting nun.

Whoops, I wrote a reply and it seems to have gone missing. Thanks for the advice Bionic.

I have gone into the chatroom, there is no indication of anyone ever having been there, or going there either. It's like being caught up in a the mists of a time/space warp. I thought you got little messages, like bigdickus was here 5 minutes ago and then you get some idea of previous conversations,...

I'm no expert but nowadays, with modern medicines and such, age shall not weary Mr Johnson. At one time you lost it and it was gone. but now it's all reversible if something is done to keep up an interesting and active lifestyle. There are other factors at play that take you down more than age. Diet...

Oh my goodness! And I have always thought the tongue was made for licking ice creams!

Ah, mention of the wavy navy here. In the old days the pirates used to wear a lace glove on the left hand, and paint their fingernails to fantasize the job being done by a woman. In Pirates of the Caribbean I have seen Johnny Depp with the same thing. I laugh but nobody else seems to get hold of the...

Have you heard about the nun who chased the choir boy around the church?

She caught him by the organ.

I'm new here and I'm not a recovering alcoholic! I do confess that I'm yet to be recovered ED. Fingers crossed and legs uncrossed. However all that aside I have had this thing for a long time. When it's up I'm up but when it's down I'm really down. You all know what I mean, the roller coaster of lov...