Another bionic benefit: Ski Jumping

[LetoMan]

Most guys are worried that if they get an implant, that might affect their athletic performance, particularly in biking and horse riding.

But what they may not have considered is that there may be an obscure benefit in the ski jump.

A number of media outlets are reporting that ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to bulk up their girth. Why? Apparently there is a benefit in that it increases the size of your suit, and a larger suit acts like a “sail” that helps you jump farther. So much so that suit sizes are tightly regulated, there is an official measuring process that uses 3D imaging to make sure that your suit is skin tight, and it includes measuring the size of your crotch. Jumpers are apparently boosting their flaccid girth in order to increase the size of their suit!

So when you see somebody take home the gold in ski jumping this winter, maybe it’s because they got themselves a nice thick Titan.

Be well, brothers.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/702468 ... ment-wada/

https://www.cbssports.com/olympics/news ... s-concern/