True Story

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Matthew
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True Story

Postby Matthew » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:56 am

I hope you guys do not think less of me for being transparent with you. Well, my wife is a nurse. I am not the most intelligent guy when it comes to her area of expertise. We were on a traveling and while on flight we were sitted by a doctor. We exchanged pleasantries and they talked a little about hospital life. After a few minutes I wanted to join in a little on the conversation. The dr said he worked with prostrate cancer patients. SO, A light went on and I finally figured how to enter the conversation. With an intelligent look and desire i interrupted and said " Why is it that its seems that mostly men get prostrate cancer?" I dont know why but looking at them suddenly made me feel stupid. It was when my wife whispered in my ear that women do not have a prostate that I wished I just let them talk :oops:
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antelope
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Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:17 am
Location: Baton Rouge

Re: True Story

Postby antelope » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:52 am

Open mouth, insert foot, chew vigorously. Rinse and repeat. Been there, brother.

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Born 1948, wed 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; ED even before that--diabetes. Cardiac valve surgery: 2007 & 2019. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.
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KenJ1947
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Joined: Mon May 18, 2020 12:04 am
Location: North Dallas

Re: True Story

Postby KenJ1947 » Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:35 pm

:oops: :roll:
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.

Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.

4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
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alfa88
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Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2018 2:59 pm
Location: North of Gilligan's Island

Re: True Story

Postby alfa88 » Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:47 pm

That's okay. Once my wife asked me why don't we just drive to Hawaii :shock:
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results, VED. Implanted w/AMS700CX 21cm X 12mm w/1.5cm RTE by Dr. Leroy Jones 9/1/20
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