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dg_moore
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Microsoft Office

Postby dg_moore » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:48 am

I subscribe to Microsoft Office 365 (software productivity suite including Access, Excel, Outlook, Powerpoint, Word, etc.) and receive periodic emails offering "helpful tips" and "news." Yesterday I received this particularly interesting, if unexplained, gem:

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Dave, 76, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby David_R » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:55 am

:shock: What in the world???
Age 70. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist (for over 20 yrs) has been Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Chesapeake Urology in Baltimore, and Chief of Uro. at Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Medical Center. I have LGX, and have regained my original length. (Not an ad, btw)

FreddyFree
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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby FreddyFree » Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:07 am

That's how I comprehend the world. :D
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dg_moore
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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby dg_moore » Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:40 am

David_R wrote::shock: What in the world???


It's a font selection/kerning (letter spacing) issue.They should have used a clearer font and spaced the letters further apart. All of a sudden "dick" becomes "click".
Dave, 76, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.

David_R
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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby David_R » Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:17 am

OK, I get it now.
c l i c k became dick when the letters were put together. (Maybe "dick" should be on the customized spell check list, to automatically change it to "click"? I know that I never use the word "dick" in polite conversation, and rarely otherwise.) ;)
Age 70. Prostatectomy in 2000. My urologist (for over 20 yrs) has been Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Chesapeake Urology in Baltimore, and Chief of Uro. at Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Medical Center. I have LGX, and have regained my original length. (Not an ad, btw)

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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby bldoink » Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:30 am

For some reason My Fair Lady came to mind.
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Re: Microsoft Office

Postby dg_moore » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:03 pm

bldoink wrote:For some reason My Fair Lady came to mind.


I rarely think about My Fair Lady, except maybe when it's rining in Spine.
Dave, 76, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.


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