After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,
the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.
An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*
			
									
									Fighter pilot
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				FreddyFree
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Fighter pilot
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				Larry10625
 
Re: Fighter pilot
FreddyFree wrote:After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,
the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.
An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*
Larry
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				Larry10625
 
Re: Fighter pilot
What's the difference between Herpes and Mono?
You get Mono from snatching a kiss...
Larry
			
									
									
						You get Mono from snatching a kiss...
Larry
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				antelope
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Re: Fighter pilot
Good stuff!  Thanks!
			
									
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