surgical excuses for your implant

[Xomanow]

My alibi was a "hydrocele"....google it......this is an incision in the scrotum to drain fluid.....the healing process is somewhat similar so if you are not walking normally or have to be careful, this is a great excuse.....I think that it's much better than hernia.....people really won't question hydrocele whereas they may if they also had a hernia......

[alibaba]

Tell them there were problems with the first sex change operation so they tried again. That will shut them up.

[MyImplant]

now that was funny! I'm still laughing