How many seconds to inflate

[LMCatman]

Smetro....that's not porn......

[Smetro]

if I show a picture while I have sex saying "this is my beautiful lover 50y.o" sure it is pornographic photo. if instead I say "this picture shows that I can pump my implant in 25 seconds without taking off pants and underwear, this is useful for the site..

Nice pic Maxxx.....I appreciate the support

[Smetro]

Back to where we were.....
This pic shows me about halfway inflated.....like I said: H loves to start out with me about 1/4 inflated.....says she likes the softness....something about it feeling ‘sexy’ in her mouth. To accomodate this only takes a very subtle ‘few pumps’ immediately I whip my undies off.
Then, as she goes to work I can reach down one handed and discreetly add several more pumps to come up to this pic level...about 1/2.
Then when it’s my turn to do the ‘mouth/tongue’ work kneeling at the foot of the bed I reach down two handed and inflate to the optimum level, which for H just happens to be, hard as possible.
I have honed this process down to the point where it’s almost completely normal and second nature.
For all of you wondering or concerned about it....DON’T........it’s almost a non issue.........work out your own system ......oh yes.....make it fun and funny.....sex and laughter are awesome together

[TomW46]

I do have "old, weak hands" and do a bunch of small pumps. Actually, I can't pump with my right hand at all....arthritis

I have the exact same problem. It takes me 25 pumps to get to user level (where my wife likes it) and 30-35 to get to max. My wife also likes it to be sort of soft. She says it feels more natural to her. But, I usually take it to the max near the end.

[Smetro]

I do have "old, weak hands" and do a bunch of small pumps. Actually, I can't pump with my right hand at all....arthritis

I have the exact same problem. It takes me 25 pumps to get to user level (where my wife likes it) and 30-35 to get to max. My wife also likes it to be sort of soft. She says it feels more natural to her. But, I usually take it to the max near the end.

You are a lucky man Tom.....and you have the cock of a 20 year old

[Larry10625]

Back to where we were.....
This pic shows me about halfway inflated.....like I said: H loves to start out with me about 1/4 inflated.....says she likes the softness....something about it feeling ‘sexy’ in her mouth. To accomodate this only takes a very subtle ‘few pumps’ immediately I whip my undies off.
Then, as she goes to work I can reach down one handed and discreetly add several more pumps to come up to this pic level...about 1/2.
Then when it’s my turn to do the ‘mouth/tongue’ work kneeling at the foot of the bed I reach down two handed and inflate to the optimum level, which for H just happens to be, hard as possible.
I have honed this process down to the point where it’s almost completely normal and second nature.
For all of you wondering or concerned about it....DON’T........it’s almost a non issue.........work out your own system ......oh yes.....make it fun and funny.....sex and laughter are awesome together

I agree 100%. I notice that you seem to be saying that you pump up one handed... Have you ever slipped and mashed you implant into your testicles?? I have, it hurts like hell.

Larry

[Larry10625]

Okay... I'm up for the challenge! Well, actually, I'm not "up" yet. Got my stopwatch and will give a split-second report:

On my mark:
Getting set:
Pumping:

DONE! Hard as a rock after 20 squeezes of my "3rd nut" in 00:00:46.49 seconds! But I must admit, I had inflated to a great erection about an hour prior and had been stroking on and off. (Didn't cum yet... just enjoying my body for now.) I'm always good and hard after 18 squeezes of my pump and after playing for a bit I can get another 2-3 pumps in to top it off.

Hope this helps the survey!
Colin

Hey Colin... how are you doing? I hope things are not too difficult especially with Christmas right around the corner. If you ever want to talk, I am a phone call away.

Larry

[Larry10625]

Miss H loves starting out with just a few pumps in....she likes the feel of semi flaccid softness during foreplay......we argue over who gets to go first, her sucking me or my tongue fucking her gorgeous vagina. She usually wins and has her mouth full of my cock in a flash!
I sit back and watch in wonder as her tongue does it’s best to flick me to orgasm inside her allotted time....occasionally she looks up and grins, pre cum glistening on her lips.
After 10 mins or so I insist on getting my tongue into the action and she relents.....while we change positions I use the two handed method to jack some more fluid into my partially inflated weapon.
By this point I have to get her pussy to the edge of the bed because laying on a bed on a 3/4 inflated dick isn’t all that comfortable.....plus kneeling at the end means I can pump up to max during the 15 or so minutes my mouth is getting saturated with pussy juice. Win/win!
Or on the rare occasion we decide on a quickie, I get straight to it and chuck 25 or so pumps in while H gets her (always) sexy lingerie off.....easy peasy brothers

Smetro, buddy, you need to try 69... then nobody "goes first". Personally, I love it but my wife does not. She will for a little bit if I ask her but she would never start it:)

Larry

Larry, same.....H is uninhibited except for that one thing......69 is off the menu....no discussion!
Oh well......I get my knob polished and I get pussy juice.....just have to take turns........worse things in life hahaha

Fair enough but why does she hate 69 so much??

Larry

[Larry10625]

if I show a picture while I have sex saying "this is my beautiful lover 50y.o" sure it is pornographic photo. if instead I say "this picture shows that I can pump my implant in 25 seconds without taking off pants and underwear, this is useful for the site..

I agree 100%. If you look at porn sites you will see many "dick pics" Same here... is Frank Talk a porn site??? HARDLY. Porn is porn if you make it porn. Come on guys... thick skin. Many of us enjoy seeing these pictures

Larry