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FreddyFree
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Nurses

Postby FreddyFree » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:15 pm

Nurses shouldn't laugh …….



"Of course, I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it is almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room…….
AMS 700 CX 18cm. x 12mm. With 3cm. RTEs. 10/10/18

alfa88
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Re: Nurses

Postby alfa88 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
that's a keeper
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results, VED. Implanted w/AMS700CX 21cm X 12mm w/1.5cm RTE by Dr. Leroy Jones 9/1/20

jn1421
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Re: Nurses

Postby jn1421 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:47 pm

Hahahahaha!!!

Bubba1956
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Re: Nurses

Postby Bubba1956 » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:48 pm

that tooo good!!! I have too share that one
I am 62 years old. Full blown Ed for 10 years. married for 18 years. my urologist dr. Kershen. Implanted October 15,2018. AMS 700 LGX 18cm length by 12 mm diameter I live in Coleman, Mi. USA : 8-) )

Larry10625

Re: Nurses

Postby Larry10625 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:55 am

FreddyFree wrote:Nurses shouldn't laugh …….



"Of course, I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it is almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room…….



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Larry


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