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Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:15 pm
by David_R
BustedBob wrote:I can't piss in a straight line.

:?

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:50 am
by DaveKell
I can't keep a smile off my face... ever!

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:56 am
by nbriley
Same here, my wife keeps asking what are smiling about? Life is Good and so is Sex with wife

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:57 am
by 6gauge
So, you can still have rough play for example...

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 2:28 am
by TANGERINE
over the last few months i have noticed that , maybe, hands free entry is not as easy as before implant. I would say that before implant, with injections, I was erect at a 2:30 angle. Now I am 3:00 angle, so hands free entry is not as easy as before --- but this is really a small issue compared to everything else. Essentially, I can do everything better when it comes to sex after being implanted.

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:43 am
by David_R
BustedBob wrote:I can't piss in a straight line.

:? Why would that be a result of an implant?

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:00 pm
by Smetro
Currently skiing in Japan and it is a bit of a hassle wrangling my cock out of thermal longs plus ski pants to have a whizz.....feels good though knowing I probably have the longest flaccid at the urinals, and I have a quiet chuckle as I am carefully ‘folding’ him back in before carefully zipping up :lol:

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:05 pm
by ThePlumber1964
Smetro wrote:Currently skiing in Japan and it is a bit of a hassle wrangling my cock out of thermal longs plus ski pants to have a whizz.....feels good though knowing I probably have the longest flaccid at the urinals, and I have a quiet chuckle as I am carefully ‘folding’ him back in before carefully zipping up :lol:

You might use it as an emergency pole...

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:58 am
by BustedBob
David_R wrote:
BustedBob wrote:I can't piss in a straight line.

:? Why would that be a result of an implant?



Because it's has a twist!

Re: What Can't you do since going Bionic???

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:57 am
by David_R
BustedBob wrote:
David_R wrote:
BustedBob wrote:I can't piss in a straight line.

:? Why would that be a result of an implant?



Because it's has a twist!

I'm so sorry, brother.