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just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:22 pm
by WOODYHAPPEN
Imagine pumping urself to full extension, only to die of a heart attack while having sex. I would love to see the expressions on the undertakers face when he discovers that body still has a boner on. lol I wonder how he would deal with it?
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:30 pm
by nudist
probably remove the implant and try to sell it on craigslist.
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:37 pm
by Lost Sheep
Happens a lot in South America. Without implant.
Look up Brazilian Wandering Spider. The bite gives you a great erection....and then you die.
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:39 pm
by Boca Grande
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:01 pm
by David_R
Wow! Death erection! I had heard discussions about whether or not a man's beard continues to grow after death, or whether or not his fingernails continue to grow after death. But I have never heard about a death erection. Wow!

Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:19 pm
by DaveKell
Speaking of the wandering spider venom... researchers have isolated the protein that causes the rock hard erection. They've tested it it on aged, diabetic, impotent male rats who began fucking up a storm. The plus side is they didn't die, unlike the guys who show up comatose in Brazilian ERs with an erection who end up checking out within an hour. I've held out for a few years following this story about a supposedly 100% guarantee of an eventual ED cure for humans. The human trials haven't even begun yet. I'm chucking my interest in it and trying to schedule an implant.
What a choice!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:55 pm
by Lost Sheep
Dead Erection or Death Erection. What a choice!
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:55 am
by LMCatman
I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:26 pm
by Larry10625
I don't think the hanging caused it. I attended to a patient once, who was masturbating to a porn video while attached to a noose. This is suppose to make the climax unbelievable. This poor guy's climax was so terrific, he passed out and hanged himself to death. He was found with a great big erection. Apparently this is more common than I thought. It even has a name, "Erotic Strangulation."
Larry
Re: just had a funny thought
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:23 pm
by Lost Sheep
LMCatman wrote:I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))
That would have to be an open casket funeral because they will not be able to close the ciffin lid?