just had a funny thought
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WOODYHAPPEN
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just had a funny thought
Imagine pumping urself to full extension, only to die of a heart attack while having sex. I would love to see the expressions on the undertakers face when he discovers that body still has a boner on. lol I wonder how he would deal with it?
RP surgery resulting in ed. Penile implant 4\19\17 by Dr. Kramer. 21cm. +2cm. rte.
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probably remove the implant and try to sell it on craigslist.
updated: 70 y.o., implanted with titan nov. 3 by Dr. Brady in orlando to correct peyronies. 20 cm with 3 cm RTEs. due to the severity of the peyronies, some internal excisions were made scrotally, recovery will probably take a little longer.
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Lost Sheep
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Happens a lot in South America. Without implant.
Look up Brazilian Wandering Spider. The bite gives you a great erection....and then you die.
Look up Brazilian Wandering Spider. The bite gives you a great erection....and then you die.
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Boca Grande
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Check out Death Erection on Wikipedia. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erectionED problems started around age 50, getting progressively worse. Received a Coloplast Titan, with the Genesis pump, implant on June 12, 2017 at age 68. Diagnosed with venous leak and scar tissue prior to surgery. Surgeon: Rafael Carrion, Tampa, Florida
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Wow! Death erection! I had heard discussions about whether or not a man's beard continues to grow after death, or whether or not his fingernails continue to grow after death. But I have never heard about a death erection. Wow! 
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Speaking of the wandering spider venom... researchers have isolated the protein that causes the rock hard erection. They've tested it it on aged, diabetic, impotent male rats who began fucking up a storm. The plus side is they didn't die, unlike the guys who show up comatose in Brazilian ERs with an erection who end up checking out within an hour. I've held out for a few years following this story about a supposedly 100% guarantee of an eventual ED cure for humans. The human trials haven't even begun yet. I'm chucking my interest in it and trying to schedule an implant.
Became DaveKell 2.0 on July 18th with Dr. Allen Morey in Dallas, TX. AMS 700 CX implant. 18cm with 5.5 RTE's.
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Lost Sheep
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What a choice!
Dead Erection or Death Erection. What a choice!
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I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))
73 Years old. RP Oct 2010, No erections after, Botched Titan implant April, 2013, Successful Titan revision, April , 2014 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami. Titan failure Feb 2017. Rev. by Dr Perito March 1st, 2017. Titan failure Nov 2020. New Titan January 2021
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Larry10625
Re: just had a funny thought
Boca Grande wrote:Check out Death Erection on Wikipedia.
I don't think the hanging caused it. I attended to a patient once, who was masturbating to a porn video while attached to a noose. This is suppose to make the climax unbelievable. This poor guy's climax was so terrific, he passed out and hanged himself to death. He was found with a great big erection. Apparently this is more common than I thought. It even has a name, "Erotic Strangulation."
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LMCatman wrote:I told me wife to pump me up for my funeral and burial..... A "hard on" through eternity......)))
That would have to be an open casket funeral because they will not be able to close the ciffin lid?
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