How do I use this to meet women?

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RichardTheFrog
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How do I use this to meet women?

Postby RichardTheFrog » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:25 am

My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?
Implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer 2/22/17. 18 cm AMS LGX with 2 cm RTE's (total 20cm).

Activated 3/11/17. Best decision I've ever made.

Lost Sheep
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby Lost Sheep » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:47 am

RichardTheFrog wrote:My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?

I do hope you are joking. But in case you are not, here is my advice:

A friend of mine figured if one out of ten women would give a "yes" answer to the question "Wanna fuck", if he was willing to get slapped in the face nine times a day, he could get laid every night.

Now, here is my real advice:

"How do I use this to meet women?" You don't . You use your own personality. You are you, You may be a man with a dildo installed in his penis, but you are still you.

I got several volunteers on a dating site by simply putting it out there that I am impotent and intending to get an implant to cure that affliction. A few women looked askance at my post, but a handful of quality women volunteered to be my "lab partner" on my journey. They were impressed by my honesty and courage (at least, that's what they said." Others were not interested in the physical part, but were encouraging nonetheless and I remain in contact with one who is a trusted advisor.

In short,"Honesty is the best policy," and platitudes aside, If you want a good fuck, there are stores for devices that will give you that without putting mileage on the soul of a nice girl. If you need live flesh, there are "professional women" who will service you. If you want a willing amateur volunteer, just be upfront and say, "Do you wanna fuck someone who does not lose his erection?"

Lost Sheep
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ccrider
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby ccrider » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:19 am

RichardTheFrog wrote:My current plan is to get drunk until I start talking dumb stuff, including my penile implant and hope there's some interested girls within earshot.

Lol.

What's your strategy?

How do you make sure that women are aware of your sexual secret?


...IMHO, any woman in a bar who'd bonk you just because you have an implant would best be avoided unless your vaccinations were current. Your best mode after you learn how to work your new equipment is to date normally and take it from there...and be extremely careful. As for pros/escorts: having practiced criminal law for almost thirty years (wherein I've represented internet pimps), I can tell you with great accuracy that STDs & HIV are everywhere, especially w/ escorts etc...why? other than high exposure through a steady stream of men, a pretty high percentage of escorts are IV drug addicts. Bottom line? It's not gonna be any different for you except that you'll never have to worry about ED ever again with the women you meet...
...69 years old, married over 30 years, serious ED for around 10 years. AMS 700 LGX 21 cm +3 cm RTE implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer on Dec 7, 2016.

RichardTheFrog
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby RichardTheFrog » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:15 am

I could go to sex clubs and walk around with it inflated
Implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer 2/22/17. 18 cm AMS LGX with 2 cm RTE's (total 20cm).

Activated 3/11/17. Best decision I've ever made.

dg_moore
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby dg_moore » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:32 am

If the ladies weren't interested in you pre-implant, they are not likely to be interested post-implant. I don't think erectile ability is the first thing women consider when deciding whether you might be an attractive partner. "Do you come here often? I can get on-demand erections" is not likely an effective pickup line.
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be, it's the way it is.

RichardTheFrog
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby RichardTheFrog » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:36 am

dg_moore wrote:If the ladies weren't interested in you pre-implant, they are not likely to be interested post-implant. I don't think erectile ability is the first thing women consider when deciding whether you might be an attractive partner. "Do you come here often? I can get on-demand erections" is not likely an effective pickup line.


Actually, a few weeks ago I was drunk at a bar talking about this and a girl eavesdropping stopped me and wanted me to explain it to her.

Sure, it might require some finesse, but my inability to get erections was seriously messing with my confidence. I can't wait to try this thing out so I know what I'm capable of.

Also, I was at a strip club last week and the "massage girl" thought it was awesome. She actually licked her lips when I told her "it stays hard even after I cum."

I'm like a circus freak in a good way!!!
Implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer 2/22/17. 18 cm AMS LGX with 2 cm RTE's (total 20cm).

Activated 3/11/17. Best decision I've ever made.

merrix
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby merrix » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:29 am

RichardTheFrog wrote:
I'm like a circus freak...
43 yo, ED forever from VL
Fit and active
Implanted December 2015
Titan XL 24 cm, no RTEs
Dr. Eid
Activated day 13
Sex after 3 weeks
Gained length and girth
So far It works perfectly
Only one advice: Find a world class surgeon

RichardTheFrog
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby RichardTheFrog » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:43 pm

merrix wrote:
RichardTheFrog wrote:
I'm like a circus freak...


What are you trying to say?
Implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer 2/22/17. 18 cm AMS LGX with 2 cm RTE's (total 20cm).

Activated 3/11/17. Best decision I've ever made.

oldgoat
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby oldgoat » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:50 pm

Maybe get some business cards printed up saying proud member of the BBB with some interesting insignia printed on it. Lay it on the bar and wait for the inquiries. Some interesting and maybe rewarding discussions I bet.
Implanted with colorplast Titan 3 years ago. Davinci radical prostatectomy 6 months ago. Very happy with the outcome of both procedures.
Dr Jonas Benson. Uropartners, Wheaton, IL.

RichardTheFrog
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Re: How do I use this to meet women?

Postby RichardTheFrog » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:57 pm

oldgoat wrote:Maybe get some business cards printed up saying proud member of the BBB with some interesting insignia printed on it. Lay it on the bar and wait for the inquiries. Some interesting and maybe rewarding discussions I bet.



Lol. I think a lot of girls will think it's weird, but that's okay.

Especially since I'm only 29.
Implanted by Dr. Andrew Kramer 2/22/17. 18 cm AMS LGX with 2 cm RTE's (total 20cm).

Activated 3/11/17. Best decision I've ever made.


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