Wit and Wisdom

The final frontier. Deciding when, if and how.
jonbaldbg
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby jonbaldbg » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:08 am

And now for some wit.

An old man was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young fellow sat down next to him and asked what is wrong, Mister?

The old man replied: "I just got married to a 25 model. She is as talented as she is gorgeous. She cooks like a chef, keeps the house immaculate, gives me massages, and we have sex every night."

The perplexed young man asks: "So, that all sounds wonderful. Why are you crying then."

The old man replies "I can't remember where I live"
62 years old. ED for years. High BP and meds have done me in. AMS 700 CX /3.0 cm RTE Implanted by Andrew Kramer on 10/12/16. Involved revision to relocate tubes and pump performed 12/29/16 by Dr. Knoll of Nashville, TN.

Donnie1954
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby Donnie1954 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:28 am

Too close to home, Jon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Implant AMS 700 CX, MS (18cm x 12mm with 5.5cm RTEs) on 10\4\16. 64 Dr. Edward Kata of Orlando. Awesome surgeon. Check out, 'DD Bryan. My implant journey, Wit and Wisdom, Stretching routine, Implant Pics, Natural Hang. Live in Ga.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby Donnie1954 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:39 pm

Guys,
Frank Talk is so much than men discussing ED. It is the opportunity to connect with other men all over this planet who are willing to share intimate details concerning the most private parts of their lives with other men. Frank Talk reminds us that we are not alone in our struggles with 'life's choices and consequences' and those things beyond our control. We celebrate with those fortunate in their 'journeys' and attempt to encourage and pray for those whose 'journeys' are still challenging. The world becomes smaller as we see our commonalities in our 'journey through this life'. Frank Talk has not only been a 'shelter in this storm of my life' but I have had the awesome priviledge being assured that there are so many men who share and compassionately understand my struggles and offer manly advice and encouragement. My Frank Talk family will be my 'brothers for life' Thank you and God's richest blessings on you and your loved ones. The 'journeys' continue. :)
Implant AMS 700 CX, MS (18cm x 12mm with 5.5cm RTEs) on 10\4\16. 64 Dr. Edward Kata of Orlando. Awesome surgeon. Check out, 'DD Bryan. My implant journey, Wit and Wisdom, Stretching routine, Implant Pics, Natural Hang. Live in Ga.
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TANGERINE
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby TANGERINE » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:01 pm

a joke about the older bull and the younger bull:

A younger and an older bull were standing on the hilltop overlooking their herd of juicy cows leisurely grazing in the field below.

The young bull turns to the older bull and says:
"Hey pops, what do you say we run down the hill and go fuck a couple of cows"
the older bull replies:
"naaah, what do you say we just walk and fuck them all !"
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Donnie1954
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby Donnie1954 » Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:03 pm

Guys,
My enhancing underwear finally arrived. My wife loves the black net with plenty of room for my 'bionic schlong'. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
Implant AMS 700 CX, MS (18cm x 12mm with 5.5cm RTEs) on 10\4\16. 64 Dr. Edward Kata of Orlando. Awesome surgeon. Check out, 'DD Bryan. My implant journey, Wit and Wisdom, Stretching routine, Implant Pics, Natural Hang. Live in Ga.
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jonbaldbg
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby jonbaldbg » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:26 pm

Donnie, so what you're saying is that you are wearing fishnet stockings? I always knew it. Disney employees are all drag queens. :lol: :lol: :lol:
62 years old. ED for years. High BP and meds have done me in. AMS 700 CX /3.0 cm RTE Implanted by Andrew Kramer on 10/12/16. Involved revision to relocate tubes and pump performed 12/29/16 by Dr. Knoll of Nashville, TN.

Donnie1954
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby Donnie1954 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:18 am

Not all of us. I got some fish net pouch underwear for my new 'impressive package'. :o :o Big boy has more breathing room. They are smokin' hot, but cool. The missus loves them. 8-) 8-) 8-)
Implant AMS 700 CX, MS (18cm x 12mm with 5.5cm RTEs) on 10\4\16. 64 Dr. Edward Kata of Orlando. Awesome surgeon. Check out, 'DD Bryan. My implant journey, Wit and Wisdom, Stretching routine, Implant Pics, Natural Hang. Live in Ga.
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DaveET1

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby DaveET1 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:15 am

What is this new underwear and where did it come from?

Dave

charlesr
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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby charlesr » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:37 pm

I'm with you, Donnie. I just gave away about $200.00 worth of undies which represented my sojourn to find the right pair (I was told that I could donate underwear, so I brought it all to the Salvation Army store. I still laugh when I think about the looks that must have been on their faces when they unloaded my porthole undies and penis extension pair; not to mention the other 60-plus pairs of other types).

Enhancing underwear is all I have now; and it is all that I will ever wear again. It's like night and day with how comfortable they are with my implant.
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.

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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Postby charlesr » Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:45 pm

I wear Agacio large pouch briefs, John Sievers and four pairs that I got from China called Howeray that cost me four bucks a piece. Here's a good picture of a pair of Agacio boxer briefs (they have thongs, bikinis, low rise briefs, briefs, boxer briefs, etc.):

https://www.amazon.com/Agacio-AG5800-Ba ... hn+sievers
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.


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