Plausible reason for implant when dating

[danielocean]

It’s been about a year post surgery. No complications. Everything seems to be fine and venturing back into dating and the apps.

Honestly, being intimate with a girl, she is going to immediately feel the hard pump. The front tips are also somewhat noticeable, at least until the blood flow to that area.

The real question is there in a plausible reason for why one has a implant? No one wants to end up on one of those sites like ‘are we dating the same guy’ with the giant Scarlet letter labeled as some freak. Especially when dating pool is somewhat smaller and everyone knows everyone.

Perhaps complication from a enlarged prostate? Biking accident? Certainly do not want to claim any kind of cancer. It’s got a hold up to a Google search. Women these days are like NSA investigators.

I know there’s going be blowback from readers who are just like go out and enjoy it, but I’m just trying to take a rational approach.

[Mark1974]

What about vascular leaks and peyronie's?

[PowerliftingDad]

You don't have to make up an excuse or a reason my man.
Be honest and confident. Just tell them the truth and proudly have a perfect erection at a moments notice for as long as you like.
She's not gonna care....especially after you give her a proper pounding with it!

[dan_bionic]

I don't know how they realize you have something "wrong" there in your testicles?
I had hundreds of girls, no one did realize anything...

Grab them and fuck them as hard as you can, they will love it and forget about something "strange" in your scrotum.
And if, simply say you had an accident and you've lost one of your testicles and this is a replacement.

However, you need to relax and let the girl suck or fuck your hard dick and they will forget about "investigation, girls are not dick detectives!

My video-girl is now for the 6th time with me and doesn't realize anything wrong, except saying to me, she has the best sex of her life while she nibbles gently on my earlobe...

Fuck and Enjoy
Dan

[dentestes]

YES they will notice your third nut if they feel for it. Am not sure why most people don't want to admit that. It's pretty obvious they will 100 percent of the time if they play with your balls. Just because they choose not to ask questions about it doesn't mean they haven't noticed it.

You don't owe anyone any explanation or you can tell them whatever you want whenever you're ready. My advice would be to give them a very good fuck first then you can explain later if needed at which point she probably won't care anyway.

[HikerMan]

YES they will notice your third nut if they feel for it. Am not sure why most people don't want to admit that. It's pretty obvious they will 100 percent of the time if they play with your balls. Just because they choose not to ask questions about it doesn't mean they haven't noticed it.

You don't owe anyone any explanation or you can tell them whatever you want whenever you're ready. My advice would be to give them a very good fuck first then you can explain later if needed at which point she probably won't care anyway.

Disagree.
"if they feel for it"

Well, yeah.... if you grab a flashlight and twist your body around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist you will find your anus eventually too.

Very few sexual encounters I have ever had before my wife- did ANY female do a physical exam on my testicles or anything remotely like that.

I swear, some of you guys will literally find ANYTHING to keep yourself out of the game.

CHICKS DON'T CARE...... What they care about is getting properly routed so their eyes roll into back of their heads and they pass out in a sweaty mess.

*HEADDESK*

[duke_cicero]

CHICKS DON'T CARE...... What they care about is getting properly routed so their eyes roll into back of their heads and they pass out in a sweaty mess.

This. This, and always this.

[Tokyo_123]

Honestly, being intimate with a girl, she is going to immediately feel the hard pump. The front tips are also somewhat noticeable, at least until the blood flow to that area.

I've had in total one gal ask why there was something hard in my balls. Responded with "had a motorcycle accident in my 30s, and had plastic surgery as a result."

Nothing more said.

[ElbowRoom]

A man who needs an implant doesn't need to make any excuses to a woman for it, any more than a woman with breast implants needs to apologize for being born with small titties.

Own who you are and be fearless about how others perceive you.

[Kodixx]

If she asks, you could tell her that you once had ED from blood flow problems, got it fixed, and now you can give women as many orgasms as they can have before getting too tired or sore. If she doesn't like the thought of having lots of orgasms that's ok -- I'm sure you can find another woman who does

- Chuck