Retirement community super powers

[Musson]

I have heard rumors of men with implants who live in over 55 communities having to fight the women off. Apparently once the word gets out the women are lining up for their turn with a man with superpowers. Any truth to this myth?

[Jage64]

My understanding is they give the old guys viagra so they won't roll out of bed.

[Livingstonguy]

I heard they give the men Viagra when they get a sunburn to keep the sheets from rubbing against them.

[frank66665]

Where did you hear this, can you post a link?

[Lost Sheep]

Old wive's tale. Also old widows and old divosees.

Remember. Women don't like to share. (edit: "Most women don't like to share.")

[Up4Real?]

I just heard a loud noise outside. Might it have been a lot of men running by to nearest penile implant surgeon? Just asking.
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[newbie443]

I don't know about lining up but there are more women in many of the facilities. I knew a man who lived in a seniors 7 floor apt. building. Men were pretty rare and he said he had his ass grabbed a lot on the elevator by frisky old women. But I would think there would be more women that just want a man around to lift heavy items than for sex. Really depends on the type of facility.

[Old Guy]

This reminds me of one guy in a home I worked at. He was implanted and had a friend who liked to perform oral. Guess she nicked him one time. He never said anything to the nursing staff about it until infection and pain set in.

In another facility I worked at rumor had it there would be an orgy in one room occasionally. Nurses would usually just ignore any sexual activity happening in most nursing homes.

[Livingstonguy]

Old wive's tale. Also old widows and old divosees.

Remember. Women don't like to share.

Mine doesn't mind sharing.