Invention: tool that pumps the the bulb.

[Injustright]

This prospect gives me another reason to shave my pubes again when my recovery gets rolling so I’ll have fewer things to make my fingers slip. Now I have to contemplate if I need to sandpaper my fingers…

I'm just thinking out loud here. I see gymnasts, weight lifters & some other sports use a white powder on their hands. I don't know if its all the same powder but I'll guess that some talc or rosin might improve your grip. Try looking in the sporting goods aisle. You might find some grip powder for tennis players.

Great, just great. You spend all your efforts trying to hide your implant and then the talc power gives away your secret.

[Gt1956]

This prospect gives me another reason to shave my pubes again when my recovery gets rolling so I’ll have fewer things to make my fingers slip. Now I have to contemplate if I need to sandpaper my fingers…

I'm just thinking out loud here. I see gymnasts, weight lifters & some other sports use a white powder on their hands. I don't know if its all the same powder but I'll guess that some talc or rosin might improve your grip. Try looking in the sporting goods aisle. You might find some grip powder for tennis players.

Great, just great. You spend all your efforts trying to hide your implant and then the talc power gives away your secret.

Powder goes on your hands. No need to dust everywhere. Besides, you'll only be using it to pump up, not to go shopping.
Maybe you can buy it scented, tell the potential bedmate that you're scented for her pleasure.
Off topic, applying baby powder to a womens breasts makes for great foreplay. Big plus, you can spend a really long time rubbing it in.

[Injustright]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.

"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

[Gt1956]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.
"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

So as to not confuse anyone. The world is just loaded with questionable or not very viable inventions. I can imagine that a small tool that adds a small percentage of leverage to a mans hands does have a place in the marketplace. I bet the implant makers wouldn't like it though.
Along this line. Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

[FreddyFree]

Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

With my AMS CX, at then end, I use two hands and the pump “collapses”. Not sure if that is a lockout feature or the reservoir is empty.

[Injustright]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.

"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

HOW ABOUT:

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So when your wife starts waving this around after dinner time, you'll know...

[Injustright]

How about something not too intrusive, perhaps the size of a staple remover, with padded cups to hold your cajones while pumping? And it should come with a convenient ankle holster.
"Are you about to pull a .38 out of your holster?" "No, but in a moment you'll have an (fill in the size) centimeter Titan."

So as to not confuse anyone. The world is just loaded with questionable or not very viable inventions. I can imagine that a small tool that adds a small percentage of leverage to a mans hands does have a place in the marketplace. I bet the implant makers wouldn't like it though.
Along this line. Does anyone actually know how many of the pumps have over pressure features?

Actually there might be implant makers happy for more customers who don't have typical dexterity and strength. And they'd always put in a disclaimer about not handling your equipment in the intended fashion. You KNOW that if they could make money from it...

[mxquad]

This topic I found on page 64 on FT. Something I thought would be talked about more. I had the AMS 700 implanted March 21, 2023. I have a disability called Cerebral Palsy and struggling with squeezing my pump bulb, I get the first pop squeeze and then after that maybe 2 quarter pumps. I'm 50 yo and an extreme athlete in the sport of motocross and in good shape. I use a damp wash cloth and these pliers with a set of C clamp pads from HF for $2 zip tied to short pliers. My next tool will be nipple sucker to fit over the bulb to hold it in place and then pliers.

Thoughts????

[Journeyman]

They have them !!! They're called Channel locks

[Bigdave]

I imagine that if the pump should fail and the manufacturer were to find out that you were using pliers or the like to increase pumping efficiency, there would be a challenge to the warranty.

However, the good news is that there is research into having an electric pump powered by an implanted n.

Imagine if that battery could also power a built in vibrator. Now that would be a money maker!

That should make you really popular with the girls.
Imagine being able to put that in your dating profile. LOL