LeRoastBeef wrote:Mine sounds like a duck. Vibrates too, always did.
You can also hear it whine when I deflate.
Like a fucking orchestra.
Yup, vibrates like a small cell phone and duck quacks....mine only vibrates once during deflation and hasn't done it since. That freaked me out at first...I think it's only if you get a small kink is when the noise is made. So some have it some don't...
Just presump before sex or turn the music or tv up a little extra and they won't know....or just start fucking them with your prepump and then during a position change or doggy style when they aren't looking, do a pump/squeak...then fuck a little more then do it again. They won't notice a thing most likely....
Honestly, I've felt it easier to just tell them...your dick works and they are going to love it and that's all that really matters....but I feel yah...the new hot chick you met at work and want to bang on your desk...makes things a little trickier.