Re-post" MIles of Fun 4.75" at a time....

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Re-post" MIles of Fun 4.75" at a time....

Postby LMCatman » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:51 pm

I am re-posting this for Erik, who said we need some success stories and fun around here. And for myself, who can still hardly believe this happened! It's has been great fun...and my "mileage" is certainly higher than this now....

Miles of fun 4.75 inches at a time….
Post by LMCatman » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:48 pm

Miles of fun 4.75 inches at a time….Or: How I’ve pushed 20 miles* of cock in the past 4 years

If you are “on the fence” about an implant and worried about ending up with a “little dick”, here’s some “food for thought”:

My “lifetime hobby” is women. Prostate cancer followed by a radical prostatectomy left me with a limp (but sensitive) little noodle dick. Never that big to start with, 6” or so, 2.5 years of atrophy and three penis implants have left me with a nice, hard little 4.75” dick. (update: now actually 4.875")

Having a small dick but a strong sex drive, I’ve spent much of the past 4.25 years practicing my “hobby”, which at this stage of life, is “entertaining” myself with of “young professional ladies”.

Most weeks, I have a couple of one hour “sessions”. Some weeks I’ll have three, some weeks none. Three or so years ago two of my favorite girls talked me into a “threesome” – something I’d previously been too cheap to try. Well, I tried it…I liked it… It WAS worth the extra “donation”.

As I approached becoming a 5 year cancer survivor, I wanted to give myself a “special treat” to celebrate. I arranged a 90 minute, four girl session. All but one of the girls were my “regulars”, worked together and had “enjoyed” each other with me before. About an hour in, fifth girl showed up and joined the fun. This was certainly a “Monger’s Dream Come True”

At an age where I could live 20 more years or exit tomorrow, I am having the sex life of my fantasies. My “hard little dick” enables me to stay hard and keep fucking until “my time runs out.

If you can’t fuck, want to, and an implant is your last option….GO FOR IT. Quit fucking around and start …….fucking around!!!

*The math disclaimer. OF COURSE, I had to wildly estimate all the numbers. Call it “Poetic License”. I counted “cowgirl” as strokes too.
My actual numbers, if available, would probably be higher, not lower! Here are my numbers, starting with 600 strokes per session.

600 “in” strokes x 4.75” x 100 sessions per year x 4.25 years divided by 12” divided by 5280 feet = 19.11 miles. AND…I rounded UP to 20 miles!
(UPDATE: by the above "easy math", I'm probably above 30 miles by now.....or not....)

And a parting joke: As I took of my pants, she laughed and said 'who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing'? I smiled and said 'myself'......

Good luck guys!!!
73 Years old. RP Oct 2010, No erections after, Botched Titan implant April, 2013, Successful Titan revision, April , 2014 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami. Titan failure Feb 2017. Rev. by Dr Perito March 1st, 2017. Titan failure Nov 2020. New Titan January 2021

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Re: Re-post" MIles of Fun 4.75" at a time....

Postby Crtrader » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:08 pm

Great repost, thanks! I’ve traveled a similar path.


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