Do your homework
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 6:32 pm
First off I really wish I had found this website before the implant. I researched for weeks and found only encouraging information. Perhaps limp noodle desperation clouded my judgement. Tried pills and shots. Shots hurt and too expensive. Pills stopped working. So got the implant 25Nov2019. If I knew then what I know now, no way would I have done it. Now the whining and bitching starts. Bruising- black from asshole to above hairline. PAIN- two oxy would wouldn't quite cut it. Two scripts. Swelling- Sack bigger than a softball, balls very sore and dick almost untouchable. Frozen peas and ice packs helped a lot. Pain and swelling mostly gone by three weeks out. Size- Before full blown ED 5 1/2. When I did get it to pump up maybe 3 1/2 and soft head. Not exactly what I was lead to expect.
Now the fun part. Started to try to cycle at Three weeks. Couldn't get the pump to squeeze. Tried for several days. Called the Dr. office, a two hour drive away and PA fit me in. He messed with it and I said "please tell me you're not pumping that thing up." His response: " Yep, works fine. " I still couldn't get it to work in his office. He said just to practice. Finally got it to pump last week and cycled it twice a day or more. Now the big day. We tried it out Sunday. IT WOULDN'T PUMP UP! Ball mashed and stayed flat. Thank God for my understanding and supportive wife. Fingers, tongue and toys saved the day and I jerked off. I was really bummed out. She said don't worry it will work itself out. God I love that woman! Follow up appointment next week. Wonder if they'll take it back? This is just my experience and doesn't appear to be the norm. Just get better information than I bid.
Now the fun part. Started to try to cycle at Three weeks. Couldn't get the pump to squeeze. Tried for several days. Called the Dr. office, a two hour drive away and PA fit me in. He messed with it and I said "please tell me you're not pumping that thing up." His response: " Yep, works fine. " I still couldn't get it to work in his office. He said just to practice. Finally got it to pump last week and cycled it twice a day or more. Now the big day. We tried it out Sunday. IT WOULDN'T PUMP UP! Ball mashed and stayed flat. Thank God for my understanding and supportive wife. Fingers, tongue and toys saved the day and I jerked off. I was really bummed out. She said don't worry it will work itself out. God I love that woman! Follow up appointment next week. Wonder if they'll take it back? This is just my experience and doesn't appear to be the norm. Just get better information than I bid.