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A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 5:44 pm
by LMCatman
A "Funny Problem".... Keep in mind that I am a "non-athletic" 68 year old man with a "wonderful (if a bit small) toy"....

Last year, one of my favorite girls (age 26) told me 'no more two hour sessions, you wear me out for the rest of the day'. The other day I told another favorite that I'd like a 90 minute session. She laughed and said 'Honey, I couldn't handle 90 minutes with you.' These are "young professional women" both paid and tipped well!

Anyway, this amused me...!!!

Thank you, Dr. Perito....!

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:08 pm
by tomas1
Catman, you are an athlete. I wonder if we can make it an Olympic sport?

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:50 pm
by Xomanow
That's tragic irony...….a cock that can last long and the girls can't......but yes,....it is funny.....

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:16 pm
by oldbeek
Most of us old guys probably have the same problem but with our wives and then it isn't funny.

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 12:58 am
by alibaba
Those girls need more practice! Plain and simple. Cheers.

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 2:45 am
by strongagain
The explanation is rather sad. Those young girls don’t want to have sex for two hours with an old chap. Just think how it would be the other way around, a young guy has to make love to an old woman for hours. Disgusting. They want to get over it as quickly as possible. Which is fully acceptable to me.

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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:17 am
by Larry10625
strongagain wrote:The explanation is rather sad. Those young girls don’t want to have sex for two hours with an old chap. Just think how it would be the other way around, a young guy has to make love to an old woman for hours. Disgusting. They want to get over it as quickly as possible. Which is fully acceptable to me.

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Is that really you or just a random picture, cut and pasted? :)

Larry

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:45 am
by strongagain
Larry10625 wrote:Is that really you or just a random picture, cut and pasted? :)


It's not me, I'm way more handsome. But really, no young woman wants to sleep with a much older man unless he is rich and generous of course.

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:31 am
by LMCatman
She's my honey for the money, sonny.... Now that's funny.....

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 3:55 pm
by tomas1
Let's hope your dick doesn't get runny!