A "Funny Problem"....

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LMCatman
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A "Funny Problem"....

Postby LMCatman » Fri May 03, 2019 5:44 pm

A "Funny Problem".... Keep in mind that I am a "non-athletic" 68 year old man with a "wonderful (if a bit small) toy"....

Last year, one of my favorite girls (age 26) told me 'no more two hour sessions, you wear me out for the rest of the day'. The other day I told another favorite that I'd like a 90 minute session. She laughed and said 'Honey, I couldn't handle 90 minutes with you.' These are "young professional women" both paid and tipped well!

Anyway, this amused me...!!!

Thank you, Dr. Perito....!
On my third Titan. 68 Years old. Radical Prostatectomy Oct 2010, No erections after, Botched Titan implant April, 2013, Successful Titan revision, April , 2014 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami...Titan failure Feb 2017...revision by Dr Perito March 1st, 2017

tomas1
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby tomas1 » Fri May 03, 2019 6:08 pm

Catman, you are an athlete. I wonder if we can make it an Olympic sport?
81 years
Got implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, horizontal incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc reservoir
Diagnosed with Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.

Xomanow
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby Xomanow » Fri May 03, 2019 8:50 pm

That's tragic irony...….a cock that can last long and the girls can't......but yes,....it is funny.....
Implanted Jan 4 2017 by Dr. Eid - 69 yo and single...ED gradually over 15 yrs...tired of pills, injections, cock rings....happy with my choice and results. Titan OTR - one 20cm cylinder - one 20cm+1 RTE...."got a rocket in my pocket"....

oldbeek
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby oldbeek » Fri May 03, 2019 10:16 pm

Most of us old guys probably have the same problem but with our wives and then it isn't funny.
77, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05, 4-18,, .08 11/18,.07 1/19,.05 4/19, Pain with trimix, implant 4-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd

alibaba
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby alibaba » Sat May 04, 2019 12:58 am

Those girls need more practice! Plain and simple. Cheers.
LGX 21cm .Milam 01/13/16. Horror; both service and surgical outcome. hated infrapubic installation. Kramer revision 03/01/17. 22cm Titan +1.5cm extender. Those who think their opinion is the only one that matters are a danger to themselves and others.

strongagain
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby strongagain » Sat May 04, 2019 2:45 am

The explanation is rather sad. Those young girls don’t want to have sex for two hours with an old chap. Just think how it would be the other way around, a young guy has to make love to an old woman for hours. Disgusting. They want to get over it as quickly as possible. Which is fully acceptable to me.

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67, ED since 2007 (colon cancer)
08 2015 Titan Zero Degree 22 cm + 3 cm RTE
Dr. Leiber, Freiburg, Germany
6.5" x 5.7" - Very happy with implant

Living in South Africa

Larry10625

Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby Larry10625 » Sat May 04, 2019 7:17 am

strongagain wrote:The explanation is rather sad. Those young girls don’t want to have sex for two hours with an old chap. Just think how it would be the other way around, a young guy has to make love to an old woman for hours. Disgusting. They want to get over it as quickly as possible. Which is fully acceptable to me.

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Is that really you or just a random picture, cut and pasted? :)

Larry

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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby strongagain » Sat May 04, 2019 8:45 am

Larry10625 wrote:Is that really you or just a random picture, cut and pasted? :)


It's not me, I'm way more handsome. But really, no young woman wants to sleep with a much older man unless he is rich and generous of course.
67, ED since 2007 (colon cancer)
08 2015 Titan Zero Degree 22 cm + 3 cm RTE
Dr. Leiber, Freiburg, Germany
6.5" x 5.7" - Very happy with implant

Living in South Africa

LMCatman
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby LMCatman » Sat May 04, 2019 9:31 am

She's my honey for the money, sonny.... Now that's funny.....
On my third Titan. 68 Years old. Radical Prostatectomy Oct 2010, No erections after, Botched Titan implant April, 2013, Successful Titan revision, April , 2014 by Dr. Paul Perito, Miami...Titan failure Feb 2017...revision by Dr Perito March 1st, 2017

tomas1
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Re: A "Funny Problem"....

Postby tomas1 » Sat May 04, 2019 3:55 pm

Let's hope your dick doesn't get runny!
81 years
Got implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, horizontal incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc reservoir
Diagnosed with Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.


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