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Inspired by DaveKell
Livin' the Bionic Life or Livin' the Life Bionic (recall Ricky Martin's song "Livin' la Lida Loca")
and
Ride the Bionic Slide? Kind of reminiscent of bldoink's "Carnal Rides - 25 cents - ride as long as you want")

Looking for flaccid?
Don't look here.

Looking for flaccid?
Don't look here.


Transformer.
Squishy toy -->> Pile Driver (insert the machine of your choice, Drill Rig, Rocket Ship, etc.

Pocket Rocket
or
WARNING: Pocket Rocket under the hood

Dynamite Stick Inside

FrankTalk member "Happy Toy" has a great name to put on a t-shirt
Happy Toy
or
Happy Stick or Happy Stick Inside (or below)

IMHO the most desirable T shirt would be one where "we" know instantly the wearer has an implant but the general public would have no clue. For example a shirt with Titan or AMS corporate logos...and that's all. I say this as I would think the most important reason to be wearing same would be to connect with fellow impantites...a sort of secret handshake among the bionic brotherhood.

What about "The Nutty Professor". Being bionic shows the transition from the Professor to Buddy Love! Anyone think it would ignite curiosity?

maybe a drawing of or picture of just the pump? That would work...

disapointed2 wrote:maybe a drawing of or picture of just the pump? That would work...

I just was thinking of a very similar design.
The picture of the pump and the words "Transplant Recipient".

That should stoke curiosity or conversation.

If the wrong person asks about it say it's a ventricular assist pump.

How about “Fun Size?.

These phrases are not particularly germane to implanted men, but could be useful

Are you in Real Estate?
Is this a Lot?

Once we get going,
you'll want a reappraisal

Once you see this,
you will want to subdivide

You will want to take a picture.
Set your camera on Panorama

2020 Census taker
Mind if I pole(poll) you?

Unlike a Ball Park Frank
This one plumps BEFORE you cook it.

Are you into the environment?
Come up and hug my tree!

We'll do it on the lawn
and get arrested for smokin' grass

Got so much wood
I have to be careful around woodpeckers

Don't worry about the economy
check out this stimulus package

I'll flip you so much
you'll think you are at IHOP

Like French Food?
Bone Appetit

Come to school with me
You'll graduate Magna CUm Loudly

I measure 8", but some women don't like that much girth
(adapted from: I got 4" right here, but some women don't like it that wide)

I keep getting thrown back
for being over the legal limit

You think its a fairy tale...well Puff the Magic Dragon

Come up and tell Pinnocio a lie

Jack the Magic Beanstalk
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum,
Lay on down, I'll make you cum

I'm a nice guy - I'm an organ donor

Are you a nurse? Can you tell me if this is swollen?

When we're done, you can clean up with a Sham-WOW

Like Star Wars? Come on up and chew Bacca

Worried about the flu season?
I got penisCillin here

I'll get you so wet they'll call FEMA,
thinking a levy broke

Come up and free Willy

I got more wood than Home Depot.

a picture of cross tubes should do maybe

disapointed2 wrote:a picture of cross tubes should do maybe

as long as it doesn't look like the Skull and Crossbones of the Jolly Roger?
Maybe make a coat of arms out of it?

My Carnal Rides are a lot more fun than Carnival Rides

Rodeo riders do it in 8 seconds
You can ride me "cowgirl" until the cows come home