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Re: Phrases to use on a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:07 am
by Larry10625
Lost Sheep wrote:Place Holder to collect/compile the best suggestions. (Optimistically anticipating a large number of responses)
Bionic Joint - tomas1
Pump me up! (or permutations thereof)
Bronco riders only get 8 seconds. How long do you want, pretty cowgirl? Love this one
Ask me about my adjustable _______ (choose one: hardness/rigidity/firmness/...)
Dial-a-Dick
"Put something exciting between your legs." (Plagiarizing Honda's old advertisement)
My engine was just rebuilt. Wanna go for a ride? Love this one too
For the more medically literate:
No refractory period. (you could also add, "Ask me how.")
Or more explicit:
"Tired of men who Cum and Go...limp?" And this
CARNAL RIDES! .....Bionic: 25 cents..... ride as long as you want Thanks to bldoink
Tupperware Torpedo (edited down) Lunatech
Performance Parts by Tupperware Lunatech
E D Fighters Dougand
Powered by Hydraulics - GruffHunter
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:47 am
by roksolid
If you want to go really high-brow, and introduce a subtle subtextual desire for backdoor lovin'...
you could try...
erotika hydraulika.
...it's in bastardized Greek...
rok
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:06 am
by Mr stuby
can't remember where i heard this
SOME IS GOOD
MORE IS BETTER
TO MUCH IS JUST ENOUGH
mike
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:20 am
by UK_Steve
How about this?!
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:58 am
by tomas1
roksolid wrote:If you want to go really high-brow, and introduce a subtle subtextual desire for backdoor lovin'...
you could try...
erotika hydraulika.
...it's in bastardized Greek...
rok
Good one, probably just subtle enough to get by prudes?
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:50 am
by PCHelp76180
This one is appropriate
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:15 pm
by Larry10625
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:50 pm
by Dogface
"Never lose interest after withdrawal"
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:48 pm
by disapointed2
some really great ideas. lets keep it comming.......lol
Re: How about a T-shirt?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:08 pm
by Bionic Richard
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU!
ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT!
The Bionic Brotherhood
Or just: I'm pumped to see you
