How about a T-shirt?

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Lost Sheep
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Lost Sheep » Tue May 14, 2019 2:02 pm

Inspired by DaveKell
Livin' the Bionic Life or Livin' the Life Bionic (recall Ricky Martin's song "Livin' la Lida Loca")
and
Ride the Bionic Slide? Kind of reminiscent of bldoink's "Carnal Rides - 25 cents - ride as long as you want")
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
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Lost Sheep
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Lost Sheep » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:03 pm

Looking for flaccid?
Don't look here.

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Don't look here.



Transformer.
Squishy toy -->> Pile Driver (insert the machine of your choice, Drill Rig, Rocket Ship, etc.

Pocket Rocket
or
WARNING: Pocket Rocket under the hood

Dynamite Stick Inside

FrankTalk member "Happy Toy" has a great name to put on a t-shirt
Happy Toy
or
Happy Stick or Happy Stick Inside (or below)
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Evinrude
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Evinrude » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:31 pm

IMHO the most desirable T shirt would be one where "we" know instantly the wearer has an implant but the general public would have no clue. For example a shirt with Titan or AMS corporate logos...and that's all. I say this as I would think the most important reason to be wearing same would be to connect with fellow impantites...a sort of secret handshake among the bionic brotherhood.
Age 68, widower in 2017, remarried 2019. Viagra worked at first but less and less so as time went on. Never tried injections. AMS 700 LGX 15cm (2cm RTE) Implant 6/19/19 Broderick @ Mayo C. JAX.

clayton2526
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby clayton2526 » Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:47 am

What about "The Nutty Professor". Being bionic shows the transition from the Professor to Buddy Love! Anyone think it would ignite curiosity?
63 years old. Implanted 12/04/2018 by Dr. Aaron Lentz at Duke Raleigh Hospital with Coloplast Titan 22 cm. ED for over 30 years. Used Viagra and Cialis, later injections, THEN Gainswave: ineffective.

disapointed2
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby disapointed2 » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:32 pm

maybe a drawing of or picture of just the pump? That would work...
67yrs old. ed for 8yrs. Implanted 5-29-2019

tomas1
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby tomas1 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:33 pm

disapointed2 wrote:maybe a drawing of or picture of just the pump? That would work...


I just was thinking of a very similar design.
The picture of the pump and the words "Transplant Recipient".

That should stoke curiosity or conversation.

If the wrong person asks about it say it's a ventricular assist pump.
85 years
Inject testosterone weekly.
Implant on 1/22/19 by Dr Avila.
Scrotal, hor. incision just over 1"
18cm AMS 700 CX, 3.5cm RTE 100cc res
Gleason 6 prostate cancer. Monitoring it for now.
Update: On my last biopsies the cancer wasn't found.

Xlargeandincharge63
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Xlargeandincharge63 » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:24 am

How about “Fun Size?.

Lost Sheep
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:50 pm

These phrases are not particularly germane to implanted men, but could be useful

Are you in Real Estate?
Is this a Lot?

Once we get going,
you'll want a reappraisal

Once you see this,
you will want to subdivide

You will want to take a picture.
Set your camera on Panorama

2020 Census taker
Mind if I pole(poll) you?

Unlike a Ball Park Frank
This one plumps BEFORE you cook it.

Are you into the environment?
Come up and hug my tree!

We'll do it on the lawn
and get arrested for smokin' grass

Got so much wood
I have to be careful around woodpeckers

Don't worry about the economy
check out this stimulus package

I'll flip you so much
you'll think you are at IHOP

Like French Food?
Bone Appetit

Come to school with me
You'll graduate Magna CUm Loudly

I measure 8", but some women don't like that much girth
(adapted from: I got 4" right here, but some women don't like it that wide)

I keep getting thrown back
for being over the legal limit

You think its a fairy tale...well Puff the Magic Dragon

Come up and tell Pinnocio a lie

Jack the Magic Beanstalk
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum,
Lay on down, I'll make you cum

I'm a nice guy - I'm an organ donor

Are you a nurse? Can you tell me if this is swollen?

When we're done, you can clean up with a Sham-WOW

Like Star Wars? Come on up and chew Bacca

Worried about the flu season?
I got penisCillin here

I'll get you so wet they'll call FEMA,
thinking a levy broke

Come up and free Willy

I got more wood than Home Depot.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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disapointed2
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby disapointed2 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:24 pm

a picture of cross tubes should do maybe
67yrs old. ed for 8yrs. Implanted 5-29-2019

Lost Sheep
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Re: How about a T-shirt?

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:24 pm

disapointed2 wrote:a picture of cross tubes should do maybe

as long as it doesn't look like the Skull and Crossbones of the Jolly Roger?
Maybe make a coat of arms out of it?

My Carnal Rides are a lot more fun than Carnival Rides

Rodeo riders do it in 8 seconds
You can ride me "cowgirl" until the cows come home
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter


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