Bringing Goliath Down
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:07 pm
Those still looking for a good implant doctor, please note: my experiences are far from normal . Still, beware of Murphy's Law.
For all of you bottom liners my take away from this is ask your chosen surgeon to stretch you out and show you exactly how long you will be after implant. If he gives you a very hard tug, he's good to go. (That privilege is normally reserved for my wife however this little embarrassment
is well worth it.)
Thought you guys might get a kick out of more details from my first two exams. So penile implanter number 1 had just given me the bad news about my leakage of 6 on both sides. He began discussing my options including an implant. "I'm 6.5 inches", I said.
He paused. (Apparently his patients have no idea how long they are
) After a long pause he holds out his thumb and forefinger and says "I'm going to shrink you about this much". (an inch)
my face gave me away. "I'm getting bad vibes", he said.
"Can you induce an erection and show me how long I will be?"
" No, I don't think you can be pleased, goodbye"
This guy prefers ignorant patients who won't complain about losing length but when they do he will simply tell them that they are mistaken ED took it before surgery, his measurements are accurate.
Implanter number 2 was convinced that indeed I needed one, "I'm 6.5 inches"
I told him. "Your present length has nothing to do with my measurements",
he replied. "If I measure 4.5 inches then that is what you will be."
I felt confident that could never happen, and said so.
"Well", he bragged, "I just shortened a rather long guy by 2 inches."
Again, my face gave me away. He smirked and said that he was rather amused that the guy was so upset. I gasped
and he smiled and said, "You only need 3 inches for full penetration".
So let me put this into proper perspective. This doctor was MiddleEastern so 4 1/2 to 5 inches on a good day. For a guy to complain that he only had 5 or 6 inches left seemed ludicrous to him. Neither one of these doctors seem to get it. It's not the length but what you are used to that counts. I slowly shrank for 40 years and never really cared. If ED only made me shorter but I was just as hard I would never have even considered an implant. Maybe if I shrank down to 3 inches and my MOJO wouldn't work but before that no way no how. Bringing this guy's Goliath down 2 notches just because he really didn't need that much was wrong. It's not what you have it's what you are used to that counts. For those of you who have had an injury or an RP and lost inches over night I feel your pain. After implant the first time I had sex nothing worked. My approach was off my stroke was wrong my angle didn't work right. That moment for me was more traumatic than all the years of ED combined. I'll admit that right then in that exam room I did have a very wicked case of bad vibes.
I hoped he'd get ED and that his surgeon would shrink him 2 inches because he really didn't think full penetration was very important.
One last thing. This guy gave me the name of his go to doctor the guy who fixes his screw ups. Yet I still set up my surgery with him. I felt trapped. My wife has off for summer and I was desperate to get this done during that time. I did not want to wait another year. My June possibility had walked out on me. This guy offered a July 20th surgery date so I jumped at the chance. But I kept looking. When 2 other implant surgeons promised to shrink me only 1/4" more or less I took an Aug 8th date (very painful decision no wife to take care of me) and cancelled my July.
Bottom line number 2 had told me that one of his patients had come to him in tears after 2 weeks and begged him to please take it out. My 2 guys were so good that I had zero pain. I am SO glad that I did not use number 2. But I am very sorry that I did not go with Andrew Kramer. I'll correct that error this June.
For all of you bottom liners my take away from this is ask your chosen surgeon to stretch you out and show you exactly how long you will be after implant. If he gives you a very hard tug, he's good to go. (That privilege is normally reserved for my wife however this little embarrassment

Thought you guys might get a kick out of more details from my first two exams. So penile implanter number 1 had just given me the bad news about my leakage of 6 on both sides. He began discussing my options including an implant. "I'm 6.5 inches", I said.



my face gave me away. "I'm getting bad vibes", he said.



Implanter number 2 was convinced that indeed I needed one, "I'm 6.5 inches"







So let me put this into proper perspective. This doctor was MiddleEastern so 4 1/2 to 5 inches on a good day. For a guy to complain that he only had 5 or 6 inches left seemed ludicrous to him. Neither one of these doctors seem to get it. It's not the length but what you are used to that counts. I slowly shrank for 40 years and never really cared. If ED only made me shorter but I was just as hard I would never have even considered an implant. Maybe if I shrank down to 3 inches and my MOJO wouldn't work but before that no way no how. Bringing this guy's Goliath down 2 notches just because he really didn't need that much was wrong. It's not what you have it's what you are used to that counts. For those of you who have had an injury or an RP and lost inches over night I feel your pain. After implant the first time I had sex nothing worked. My approach was off my stroke was wrong my angle didn't work right. That moment for me was more traumatic than all the years of ED combined. I'll admit that right then in that exam room I did have a very wicked case of bad vibes.






One last thing. This guy gave me the name of his go to doctor the guy who fixes his screw ups. Yet I still set up my surgery with him. I felt trapped. My wife has off for summer and I was desperate to get this done during that time. I did not want to wait another year. My June possibility had walked out on me. This guy offered a July 20th surgery date so I jumped at the chance. But I kept looking. When 2 other implant surgeons promised to shrink me only 1/4" more or less I took an Aug 8th date (very painful decision no wife to take care of me) and cancelled my July.
Bottom line number 2 had told me that one of his patients had come to him in tears after 2 weeks and begged him to please take it out. My 2 guys were so good that I had zero pain. I am SO glad that I did not use number 2. But I am very sorry that I did not go with Andrew Kramer. I'll correct that error this June.