Crooked cock? Try this
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:06 pm
For some time my wife and I have been debating on renewing our health club membership. but I cannot get over the embarrassment and shame caused by my disastrous implant surgery. Rather than trying to hide my glaring deformity i would rather not go at all.
Recently I've had a paradigm shift and a change of heart. For 6 months I have constantly struggled to straighten my newly crooked cock. For 66 years it was perfectly straight, now suddenly this.
Well for some time I've known that 3 pumps fixes the problem. And now that my pump has been positioned properly I still hang at an acceptable level. Simply put, it looks like a massive flaccid cock.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not really one to brag. But if it's a choice between "Oh,poor guy wonder what happened to him " or "Wow, what a whopper! " I'll take the envy over the pity any day of the week.
Recently I've had a paradigm shift and a change of heart. For 6 months I have constantly struggled to straighten my newly crooked cock. For 66 years it was perfectly straight, now suddenly this.
Well for some time I've known that 3 pumps fixes the problem. And now that my pump has been positioned properly I still hang at an acceptable level. Simply put, it looks like a massive flaccid cock.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not really one to brag. But if it's a choice between "Oh,poor guy wonder what happened to him " or "Wow, what a whopper! " I'll take the envy over the pity any day of the week.