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I've weighed the same for decades. I still wear the same suit my wife purchased and had fitted for me in 1983 but that may soon change. I've gained 10 lbs in the last couple years. 10! I've thought and thought, then came here to the forums and searched for answers. I finally found it. My implant is stretching my dick. It must literally be growing in secrete little amounts by the day. 10 more pounds worth! Be careful boys, this is risky business. My BMI says I may soon be at risk and it is all due to that inflatable bath toy in my dick. Cheers

You poor thing....

Ali. Thanks for the smile.

alibaba wrote:I've weighed the same for decades. I still wear the same suit my wife purchased and had fitted for me in 1983 but that may soon change. I've gained 10 lbs in the last couple years. 10! I've thought and thought, then came here to the forums and searched for answers. I finally found it. My implant is stretching my dick. It must literally be growing in secrete little amounts by the day. 10 more pounds worth! Be careful boys, this is risky business. My BMI says I may soon be at risk and it is all due to that inflatable bath toy in my dick. Cheers

That would be quite the weapon Ali... A very heavy weapon.

Larry

Damnit......me too

Poor poor Ali.

Good one!