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Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:48 pm
by Hawkman
It just occurs to me that has not at all sunk in that I am “fixed”. Cycling is just a detailed, less than fun, responsibility at this point. I still have significant pain, especially after cycling, and swelling is making me wish that the dick that wouldn’t go up on its own for 14 years would finally go down on its own so I could at least pee in the toilet. Progress is slow enough that it is not real clear that each day is better than the last, but I do see progress.

It seems to me that I have too much discomfort 1 week into the process. When I read of guys that report no pain you have to wonder. We keep our sense of humor most of the time howeverband When I told my wife “my dick hurts” her reply was, “wait and see what it feels like in 2 months” and smiled.

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:54 pm
by Hawkman
At this point I think I need to invent an implant with a small, hidden, recessed, needle valve. It would be very quick to pump up, and require no reservoir or pump in my sore scrotum. ;)

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:10 pm
by David_R
Hawkman wrote:When I told my wife “my dick hurts” her reply was, “wait and see what it feels like in 2 months” and smiled.

Way to go, ma'am! :!:

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:21 pm
by Donnie1954
Hawkman,
It would give a whole new meaning to the term, ' blow job'.
Lol.

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:13 am
by LMCatman
She will be smiling even more in 2 months!

Pain and swelling.... we all had it to some degree. It will pass. You will fuck! And smile!

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:44 am
by Donnie1954
Catman,
Fuck and fuck and fuck and ..............
Donnie

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:53 am
by Larry10625
Hawkman wrote:It just occurs to me that has not at all sunk in that I am “fixed”. Cycling is just a detailed, less than fun, responsibility at this point. I still have significant pain, especially after cycling, and swelling is making me wish that the dick that wouldn’t go up on its own for 14 years would finally go down on its own so I could at least pee in the toilet. Progress is slow enough that it is not real clear that each day is better than the last, but I do see progress.

It seems to me that I have too much discomfort 1 week into the process. When I read of guys that report no pain you have to wonder. We keep our sense of humor most of the time howeverband When I told my wife “my dick hurts” her reply was, “wait and see what it feels like in 2 months” and smiled.



Some men call it pain.. some men call it discomfort, some men have lots of both and some men have nothing. You have nothing to worry about unless it gets worse OR you get a fever OR you start to hallucinate. Then get yourself to emerg. immediately.

Larry

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:37 am
by Donnie1954
When I first saw my dick, I thought I was hallucinating. Lol
donnie1954@mail.com

Re: Reality Check and a little humor

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:28 am
by oldbeek
David_R wrote:
Hawkman wrote:When I told my wife “my dick hurts” her reply was, “wait and see what it feels like in 2 months” and smiled.

Way to go, ma'am! :!:


Tell her it is OK for her to gently suck and lick it at 4 weeks. It really makes it feel better. :D