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[Corey212]

The 1% failure rate is probably an average rate. Like perhaps 0.5% the first couple of years and then 5-10% in years 15+. It's not a linear progression of failures, that's not how mechanical device failures happen.

Interestingly, for many devices' initial failure rates might be higher as some devices might have factory defects or weak areas. This is often called "infant mortality" in engineering circles. So you might have a 2-5% failure rate the first year before it settles back to lower rates in year two and onward.

The more complex the device and the more critical components it has, the more pronounced infant mortality is. IPPs are pretty simple, but every primary component (reservoir, pump, cylinders, tubing) is critical to device operation.

Thank you for this, ElbowRoom. Infant Mortality Rate is a fascinating concept in reliability engineering. Very insightful. As I was looking this up after your post, I also found this "bath tub" curve and thought I'll attach it here.

This is literally the shape of my dick when I wear a jock strap. it appears fake like a 1/2 moon because the tubing pushes it out, and the jock is pulling it down, but it buldges out in the middle of the curve. It looks like I am always fighting an erection. NOT GOOD FOR EXPANDING YOUR BUSINESS if people think you are always sexually aroused!

[Corey212]

I am sorry, but you are wrong. The pump had little to no control on releasing saline. I had to make 5-6 bathroom visits per 1.5 hour workouts. And randomly throughout the the day.

Oh, so I crazy? FUCK YOU!

yeah bro, you're crazy. If it was so bad you would've had a revision surgery to put a malleable or another company implant in. Instead you made a post crying about how it was so terrible but you decided to live with it but it was so horrible.
Also yes the only thing that controls pulling the saline into the implant is the pump. So if i was in your position, the first thing i would have done was gone back to the doctor who did my surgery and try to find a resolution.

instead you came on here whining worse than a 16 year old school girl.

You need a psychiatrist, a therapist, and maybe even some hormones for the issues you are having.

and you do realize the coloplast has a 10 year warranty right? So it would have been covered if something was actually wrong with it. Which i doubt there was.

Hey Vitalssk,

Do you get good engorgement with the implant, or do you have to supplement with Cialis or something other? I ask because I just noticed you have arterial insufficiency and venous leak.

I know it’s not a response to the above, but this was a good way to get your attention.

Thanks,
F1

10 year warranty on a $2,000 product, not including the doctor or hospital which is over 90% of the cost? Did you read where I said it's like buying something on ebay for $1 and paying $9.99 shipping and then returning the item for $1?

Would you care to give me 20K plus cash for a revision??????

[fucked0ne]

yeah bro, you're crazy. If it was so bad you would've had a revision surgery to put a malleable or another company implant in. Instead you made a post crying about how it was so terrible but you decided to live with it but it was so horrible.
Also yes the only thing that controls pulling the saline into the implant is the pump. So if i was in your position, the first thing i would have done was gone back to the doctor who did my surgery and try to find a resolution.

instead you came on here whining worse than a 16 year old school girl.

You need a psychiatrist, a therapist, and maybe even some hormones for the issues you are having.

and you do realize the coloplast has a 10 year warranty right? So it would have been covered if something was actually wrong with it. Which i doubt there was.

Hey Vitalssk,

Do you get good engorgement with the implant, or do you have to supplement with Cialis or something other? I ask because I just noticed you have arterial insufficiency and venous leak.

I know it’s not a response to the above, but this was a good way to get your attention.

Thanks,
F1

10 year warranty on a $2,000 product, not including the doctor or hospital which is over 90% of the cost? Did you read where I said it's like buying something on ebay for $1 and paying $9.99 shipping and then returning the item for $1?

Would you care to give me 20K plus cash for a revision??????

I don’t have anywhere near that much money.

[Vitalssk]

yeah bro, you're crazy. If it was so bad you would've had a revision surgery to put a malleable or another company implant in. Instead you made a post crying about how it was so terrible but you decided to live with it but it was so horrible.
Also yes the only thing that controls pulling the saline into the implant is the pump. So if i was in your position, the first thing i would have done was gone back to the doctor who did my surgery and try to find a resolution.

instead you came on here whining worse than a 16 year old school girl.

You need a psychiatrist, a therapist, and maybe even some hormones for the issues you are having.

and you do realize the coloplast has a 10 year warranty right? So it would have been covered if something was actually wrong with it. Which i doubt there was.

Hey Vitalssk,

Do you get good engorgement with the implant, or do you have to supplement with Cialis or something other? I ask because I just noticed you have arterial insufficiency and venous leak.

I know it’s not a response to the above, but this was a good way to get your attention.

Thanks,
F1

10 year warranty on a $2,000 product, not including the doctor or hospital which is over 90% of the cost? Did you read where I said it's like buying something on ebay for $1 and paying $9.99 shipping and then returning the item for $1?

Would you care to give me 20K plus cash for a revision??????

i didn't pay anything for my surgery. My insurance covered the whole thing. And will continue to cover the entire thing. So no i don't need 20k for a surgery that insurance picks up lol. If i knew i needed to pay 20k for a surgery multiple times, i would have never done it.
anyone that proceeds to have this surgery knowing its 20k out of pocket, chooses to get it and then complains they need more money for a revision or something going wrong has clearly not thought out the situation.
If your dick didn't work before hand and now you get the surgery for 20k and it doesn't work again now you have a 20k bill, no working dick and no way to go back to cialis/viagra/trimix.