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I am not implanted as of yet but nevertheless occasionally flagged during body scans I believe due to my testicle size. Usually just a wand and quick pat down.

Since my 2018 implant procedure, my trips through the scanner at the airports revealed the same pictures. My reservoir and pump/ tubes show up in the full body scanner. I've shown my Coloplast card that describes my 11/2018 procedure but, all in all, the TSA folks don't care about that and have always patted me down regardless. Also, they swab my palms for gunshot residue, too. It's all OK as far as I'm concerned. I never pull out my Coloplast card any more nor do I object to my 'free feel' from the TSA officers. I don't give a damn about anything anymore...I'm all about getting on my plane and getting to my cruise destination. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. I'm over the bullshit of TSA and will (at my 75th birthday on 4/4/22) go through the 'other' BS scanner for old folks!!
Edd

I once worked as TSA guy and here's my take. Unless you look like a young Robert Redford or a Playboy Bunny the agents don't want to dwell on your nethers longer than they have too

aslanglobal wrote:I flew a domestic US flight and TSA immediately noticed something unusual about my crotch. I'm pulled aside and told they needed to run their hand around it and perhaps take me into an inspection room. Me: "Whatever you need but I have a DICK IMPLANT". The 20 something TSA agent just stares back at me, then lightly pats me down and releases me. That was fun.

It's time to invest in Global Pre-Check . Honestly, it was fine, no biggie.

Was is while you were standing in the line or did they Saw it on the scanner?

I came got a pat down and a wand inside legs and croch area last week, my first flight after 11 months from implant. Scan showed a foggy area just below croch. I enjoyed the questions from the tsa agent.

I have had my implant for over 9 years and have been through dozens of airports both foreign and domestic. Flaccid, I am about 5 1/2 in., so I am showing. I have never been stopped for a body check.
You guys must just look suspicious....

When and if I ever get an implant, (On Bimix now) I look forward to fully pumping before I go through the TSA line just so I can wink at the the TSA Guy or Gal when they pat me down. Am I weird?

Nah, just an exhibitionist

Just left st Louis yesterday and was pulled aside again and they made me pull the hanky and extra mask out of my pocket and asked me if I have a knee replacement.
I enjoy it, he patted the inside of leg. just another perk