Re: Dating with penile implant
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:11 pm
Some of my 'tips' on pumping before sex.
1/ At some point before you hit the sack there will be a time when you or she leaves whatever room you in for toilet, get another drink, a snack ect - during this time you can get a few pumps in.
2/ Drink lots of water so there is a need to go to the toilet. When pissing, piss directly into the water of the toilet to create natural a sound of water while you are pumping at the same time to hide the 'duck squeak'.
3/ During the time and noise of the toilet flushing you can pump up.
4/ Run the water and pump up again just before washing your hands.
5/ Have your shirt out of your pants or wear a baggy shirt to conseal the 'Bone' before you do the above and turn the lights down low
* During this sequence of events I have enough time to be fully pumped for action.
6/ When you get into bed be proactive and focus on her body straight away - she is on her back and i am beside her but on my tummy so that she cant get early access to the 'bone'
7/ By the time you change positions youve bought yourself enough time to justify your 'bone hardness'
8/ After that protect your nuts by telling her that they are sensitive from an injury and allow her to go down on you while holding/shielding your nuts.
9/ Keep her time down there brief and spend more time down on her then fuck the daylights out of her.
I did that for 12 months before coming clean and telling her.
1/ At some point before you hit the sack there will be a time when you or she leaves whatever room you in for toilet, get another drink, a snack ect - during this time you can get a few pumps in.
2/ Drink lots of water so there is a need to go to the toilet. When pissing, piss directly into the water of the toilet to create natural a sound of water while you are pumping at the same time to hide the 'duck squeak'.
3/ During the time and noise of the toilet flushing you can pump up.
4/ Run the water and pump up again just before washing your hands.
5/ Have your shirt out of your pants or wear a baggy shirt to conseal the 'Bone' before you do the above and turn the lights down low
* During this sequence of events I have enough time to be fully pumped for action.
6/ When you get into bed be proactive and focus on her body straight away - she is on her back and i am beside her but on my tummy so that she cant get early access to the 'bone'
7/ By the time you change positions youve bought yourself enough time to justify your 'bone hardness'
8/ After that protect your nuts by telling her that they are sensitive from an injury and allow her to go down on you while holding/shielding your nuts.
9/ Keep her time down there brief and spend more time down on her then fuck the daylights out of her.
I did that for 12 months before coming clean and telling her.