Any offers for sex from intrigued girls?

[Xomanow]

I recently met a guy with a sexual secret.
He was 39, in great shape, and in his spare time was a CrossFit athlete. But he had diabetes, and he told me that it made him impotent.

After a few years of taking Viagra and Cialis, the pills just didn’t work for him anymore. So he got a penile implant; the female equivalent of a boob job—a “boner job,” if you will.
He was so cute and funny, I didn’t really care. Besides, an erect, on-demand, rock hard schlong that could go for hours? I was in.

And now that women are getting vaginal rejuvenation to tighten their baby makers, it seemed silly to be afraid of the latest improvements in medical technology.
The implant consists of two plastic rods that go into the penis and an attached reservoir filled with saline solution is placed in the lower stomach. Then a pump with a valve is implanted in their scrotum. (Read our full report on How Penile Implants Work.)

I’d seen a penile implant before, at a nudist resort. A guy in his 70s—who called his “The Pump”—played volleyball erect, chatted erect, and even dined erect.
But seeing it is one thing. For something more intimate, like actual sex, would I be able to tell the difference between a regular raging boner and a medically enhanced one?
“Some single or divorced men who are in new relationships don’t even tell their partners they have the implant, and their partners never find out,” says Dr. William Brant, M.D. a urologist and advisor to http://www.edcure.org, who specializes in the procedure.

After a few dates, I was curious to road test this innovative inflatable device. I admit I was nervous when he came over. And when it came to actual intercourse, I got scared for a second.

There are four levels of hardness: limp, half-chub, hard, and “OMG you’re going to kill me with that thing.” I feared it would feel like I was fornicating with a baseball bat.
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We made out for a while, and then he grabbed his manhood and did about 20 or so “squeeze pumps,” taking his thumb and forefinger and squeezing a grape-like bulb underneath his junk.

I watched it inflate in a few seconds, like one of those balloon animals at a carnival.

And the results? It felt like a normal stiffee in my hand, and I didn’t feel the pump or valve when I road tested it in my mouth.
It was rock hard, like it should be, but I didn’t feel like I was sucking a tail pipe or anything. And by the time we actually did the deed, I forget all about the implant and enjoyed myself.

After he finished, the thing was still standing at attention. Since there is no refractory period, his bazooka was ready to go. It was bionic.
“Dude, you should go over to CrossFit and see if anyone wants to use that thing as a pull-up bar,” I told him.
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To deflate, a quick pump or two of a valve—located next to the pumper upper—released the saline solution back into the reservoir and it went back down.
In the end, our summer romance ended, and my “Penile Implant Guy” moved out of New York. But someday we will meet again. We might be 80 by then, but he’ll have the boner of an 18-year-old.
 

Anka Radakovich

 
Anka Radakovich is a sex columnist, certified sexologist, sex educator, screenwriter, and author of the new book The Wild Girls Club Part 2: Tales from New York to Hollywood. Follow her on Twitter

[Lost Sheep]

After they find out you have a bionic dick, do girls ever ask you for sex?

I posted on a dating site that I was impotent and seeking a lab partner to help me through the implant process.

I got several inquiries and a few offers to help. Almost all were supportive and sympathetic.

But it was not the prospect of good sex that attracted the women. It was the language I used. I promised good sex, sure, but also that I valued kindness, considered the women to be persons first and lab partners second, and my post was regarded as sincere.

Honesty and forthrightness (and some commented on the bravery of being frank right up front) was what attracted them.

Lost Sheep

[Seeking]

That's incredible, Lost Sheep. Would you mind posting - in any shape or form - the actual passage you posted on the dating site? That might just be the most humanity-inspiring thing I've seen in months.

[LMCatman]

Not really rich.... Good job, drive old truck so no car payments.... Generally pay $200 (160-180 plus tip for a very very good time with a very pretty and exotic girl. Sometimes splurge on multi-girls. Like most hobbies, it's not cheap.....

[Lost Sheep]

That's incredible, Lost Sheep. Would you mind posting - in any shape or form - the actual passage you posted on the dating site? That might just be the most humanity-inspiring thing I've seen in months.

Web site "plenty of fish" or "POF.COM"
User name "Lost0Sheep" (the "0" is a numeral)
The post is much the same as it was originally, but evolved a bit as I learned through feedback from the site.

Thanks for the compliment, Seeking.

Lost Sheep

P.S. I think what got me two genuine volunteers and a handful of well-wishers are: being honest in the post and in subsequent meetngs, being assiduously careful of her feelings and sensibilities, pledging sincerely that if the relationship threatens to do her emotional harm, I would not do it.

One perfect volunteer remains a 100% platonic friend, supporter and confidant after we agreed she was likely to develop emotions unhelpful for her. "Respect" is spelled many ways.

[Seeking]

That is fascinating - expect a PM from me soon. I've developed such a pessimistic attitude since developing this condition that I guess I haven't had time to let any humanity back into my life, so this post will inspire me to do some introspection.

[stiffupperlip]

LMcatman, what has been the reaction from these women? Does the implant feel natural to them? Does it feel too hard?

[LMCatman]

Generally favorable..... They are professionals and want you to come back for more..... 3 of them pump it up for me.... One has learned how to deflate me...

[C_lab34]

While I'm not ashamed of being bionic at all, I also don't advertise it. So a woman isn't going to know ahead of time. I just use my regular old charm and handsome looks to get women into bed

Seriously though, I also never hide the fact that I'm bionic if it comes up during sex. Say if the girl feels the pump. Not one girl I've been with has had a problem with it. They all think it's cool and then that's it.

[needhelp]

Here is a post I made one year ago........


I was just reading the Sex and Dating Forum on POF (plenty of fish) and found one topic with regard to implants......there were only 3 responses but the last one was too good not to post here......


Does anyone know about penis erection implants surgery?
Posted: 5/2/2006 8:19:36 PM
I have a friend who had sex with a guy that had that done, she said it was the best sex she ever had, she did not know that the guy had that done and she could not tell he had it done, She found out from another girl he done it with. She is not with this guy anymore but she sure misses him.



This is an interesting question......I just had mine done on Jan 4......I plan to keep it a secret because of potential embarrassment however, I'm wondering if letting it be known would work to my advantage......when I'm ready to inflate, I would like to try it out with several different women before I seriously look for a relationship......

How are you going to not tell them? What are you going to do when you have to pump it up