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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:37 am
by Donnie1954
This is a great thread for inquiring minds.
Like, I wonder if Eve ever had a headache or said, "Not tonight". "I'm not in the mood" "You never romance me. All you want is sex. I need romance. Flowers, dinner and movie, or a Camry would be nice." Nah she probably said, "Give 'her' a rest, baby."
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:23 am
by LMCatman
And then she said..... 'who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?' I smiled and said 'myself'......
Which was better than pre-implant....' when you said that you were really going to lay it on me, I thought you would do more than just lay it on me....... '
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:35 pm
by Donnie1954
When I pump up my wife gets frustrated at me.
She can look and touch but that's all we can do right now. Like it's my fault we can't have sex yet.
Believe me I want the swelling to go down as much as she does. The doctor said 3 more weeks and it's not going to be One Day More.
I. have a question for for my bionic Bros. Does an implant make you pee more often.
I take blood pressure medication but seems like I'm peeing a lot more since the implant. Has anyone else had this happen or is this just my imagination?
Just wondering,
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:53 pm
by David_R
My implant has no effect on how often I need to pee.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:41 am
by Donnie1954
Maybe, I spend to much time thinking about my bionic dick. Nah!
My wife told me to 'practice pumping' with my AMS key chain pump. I've squeezed and pumped and released this darn thing and nothings happening.
Unless somewhere there's a dick going 'up and down'!
Maybe I could 'head' line our next 'bionic convention' in Vegas. We do have a convention don't we? With a markee saying, "Welcome Bionic Dicks"? It would be cool to 'see' what some guys look like from the 'waist up '.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:25 am
by David_R
Did you check the batteries in your key chain practice pump? Sometimes that makes my TV remote control work better.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:08 pm
by jonbaldbg
I tried the little pump on the keychain and my neighbor's garage door opened.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:54 pm
by Donnie1954
26,000 or more penile implants are performed annually. There are a lot of bionic brothers out there. There really should be a convention!
. This is me from the waist up.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:29 pm
by jonbaldbg
Here's portrait pic of me that is several years old.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:16 pm
by Donnie1954
Hey Rev. JB,
We both be looking good. That's 'Just for Men' on my beard.