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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:37 am
by Donnie1954
This is a great thread for inquiring minds. :? Like, I wonder if Eve ever had a headache or said, "Not tonight". "I'm not in the mood" "You never romance me. All you want is sex. I need romance. Flowers, dinner and movie, or a Camry would be nice." Nah she probably said, "Give 'her' a rest, baby." :lol:

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:23 am
by LMCatman
And then she said..... 'who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?' I smiled and said 'myself'......

Which was better than pre-implant....' when you said that you were really going to lay it on me, I thought you would do more than just lay it on me....... '

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:35 pm
by Donnie1954
When I pump up my wife gets frustrated at me. :? She can look and touch but that's all we can do right now. Like it's my fault we can't have sex yet. :cry: Believe me I want the swelling to go down as much as she does. The doctor said 3 more weeks and it's not going to be One Day More. 8-) I. have a question for for my bionic Bros. Does an implant make you pee more often. :oops: I take blood pressure medication but seems like I'm peeing a lot more since the implant. Has anyone else had this happen or is this just my imagination?
Just wondering,

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:53 pm
by David_R
My implant has no effect on how often I need to pee.

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:41 am
by Donnie1954
Maybe, I spend to much time thinking about my bionic dick. Nah! :P My wife told me to 'practice pumping' with my AMS key chain pump. I've squeezed and pumped and released this darn thing and nothings happening. :x Unless somewhere there's a dick going 'up and down'! :lol: Maybe I could 'head' line our next 'bionic convention' in Vegas. We do have a convention don't we? With a markee saying, "Welcome Bionic Dicks"? It would be cool to 'see' what some guys look like from the 'waist up '. 8-) .

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:25 am
by David_R
Did you check the batteries in your key chain practice pump? Sometimes that makes my TV remote control work better. :lol:

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:08 pm
by jonbaldbg
I tried the little pump on the keychain and my neighbor's garage door opened.

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:54 pm
by Donnie1954
26,000 or more penile implants are performed annually. There are a lot of bionic brothers out there. There really should be a convention! 8-) . This is me from the waist up.

Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:29 pm
by jonbaldbg
Here's portrait pic of me that is several years old.

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Re: Wit and Wisdom

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:16 pm
by Donnie1954
Hey Rev. JB,
We both be looking good. That's 'Just for Men' on my beard. :lol: