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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:37 am
by Donnie1954
This is a great thread for inquiring minds.
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
Like, I wonder if Eve ever had a headache or said, "Not tonight". "I'm not in the mood" "You never romance me. All you want is sex. I need romance. Flowers, dinner and movie, or a Camry would be nice." Nah she probably said, "Give 'her' a rest, baby."
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:23 am
by LMCatman
And then she said..... 'who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?' I smiled and said 'myself'......
Which was better than pre-implant....' when you said that you were really going to lay it on me, I thought you would do more than just lay it on me....... '
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:35 pm
by Donnie1954
When I pump up my wife gets frustrated at me.
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
She can look and touch but that's all we can do right now. Like it's my fault we can't have sex yet.
![Crying or Very Sad :cry:](./images/smilies/icon_cry.gif)
Believe me I want the swelling to go down as much as she does. The doctor said 3 more weeks and it's not going to be One Day More.
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I. have a question for for my bionic Bros. Does an implant make you pee more often.
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I take blood pressure medication but seems like I'm peeing a lot more since the implant. Has anyone else had this happen or is this just my imagination?
Just wondering,
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:53 pm
by David_R
My implant has no effect on how often I need to pee.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:41 am
by Donnie1954
Maybe, I spend to much time thinking about my bionic dick. Nah!
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
My wife told me to 'practice pumping' with my AMS key chain pump. I've squeezed and pumped and released this darn thing and nothings happening.
![Mad :x](./images/smilies/icon_mad.gif)
Unless somewhere there's a dick going 'up and down'!
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Maybe I could 'head' line our next 'bionic convention' in Vegas. We do have a convention don't we? With a markee saying, "Welcome Bionic Dicks"? It would be cool to 'see' what some guys look like from the 'waist up '.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:25 am
by David_R
Did you check the batteries in your key chain practice pump? Sometimes that makes my TV remote control work better.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:08 pm
by jonbaldbg
I tried the little pump on the keychain and my neighbor's garage door opened.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:54 pm
by Donnie1954
26,000 or more penile implants are performed annually. There are a lot of bionic brothers out there. There really should be a convention!
![Cool 8-)](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
. This is me from the waist up.
Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 6:29 pm
by jonbaldbg
Here's portrait pic of me that is several years old.
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Re: Wit and Wisdom
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:16 pm
by Donnie1954
Hey Rev. JB,
We both be looking good. That's 'Just for Men' on my beard.
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