Why I love my implant and will never get tired of it

[bi0NiKPighood]

not to brag, I prefer to listen more than talk but I was told a short while ago by a partner, " You don't fuck like a 70 year old! " i took it as a compliment. . love my equipment.

I've never heard a guy call his prosthetic heart valve or knee replacement 'equipment.' You are a disgusting pig, you know that?
​Anyway, Colo, were you assigned by Letoman, or is he just a colleague? Come on, guys! Sign me up. Sales repping for penile prosthesis companies must be very rewarding for you to become this cheap. I promise I will share generic, disgusting 'boomer orgy' parties and will absolutely gaslight and libel any guy with common sense on this site. I will be as cheap as you.

[bi0NiKPighood]

100% agreed.

There is NOTHING like the confidence of knowing you can walk into a room of men already knowing you can put them to shame even if they're half your age.

Great story!
Keep em' coming!

So, is ED shameful?
Do you mean a busted kidney that needs dialysis is shameful?

​Aren't you aware that an erection is a physiological process, just as your implant gets erect by a button...even if it were scooped out of your body.

​The only reason companies trade with our dicks is that the majority of penile prosthesis patients refer to it as a 'toy' and not a medical device, unlike a colostomy bag or a urethral sphincter.
In return, you pigs get what you deserve: countless revisions and infections.

The problem is that there are reasonable men who want to live and have a decent life, but they are unfortunate enough to share a disease with pigs like you. Whatever the companies fuck you up with, those poor guys (me included) will be fucked too... unfortunately.

[bi0NiKPighood]

Damn, reports please, carry on soldier!

Pew pew pew I'm a derranged boomer pew pew pew

[bi0NiKPighood]

Fantastic UpandOver!

Your Bionic Weapon making some eyes roll back in pleasure!

Great story brother, you’ve got my juices flowing wanting to bang my wifey! haha!

Your Bionic Brother in Texas
SWorks

PiOniK weapon guy...does being enlisted in the military make me as retarded as you ?

Is your wifey still "in service" commander ?