Courage wrote:Cnidium wrote:
Just curious are you a bot? I'm not sure what to do with this.
I was wondering if it's one of the "malleable bros" under a new alias running things through a chatbot with a "say it like Foghorn Leghorn" prompt.
This is a hilarious idea. In fact, I'll do it now just for the sake of the exercise. The below is from ChatGPT, lol:
Well now, I say, I say, listen here, boy! You talkin’ ’bout the Coloplast Genesis, the ol’ reliable, the steady steed of the malleable penile implant world. Son, this ain’t no flimsy contraption—we’re dealin’ with a straight-shootin’, bend-it-when-you-need-it, always-on-standby kind of fella! Now, the Genesis, I tell ya, it don’t need no pumpin’, no clickin’, no waitin’ ’round for hydraulics like them fancy contraptions. No sir! You just bend it up when it’s time to impress, and bend it down when it’s time to rest—simple as a rooster’s crow at sunrise. It’s got a firmness like a handshake from a man who means business, and it’s reliable, dependable—won’t let you down in a pinch! And let me tell ya, the Coloplast Genesis is built to last, like a barn made of oak and stubborn pride. It’s ideal, I say, ideal for fellas lookin’ for low maintenance and high satisfaction. No batteries, no buzzers—just good ol’-fashioned performance. Now don’t go gettin’ all shy on me, son. This here Genesis? It’s for the man who wants confidence in his britches and peace in his mind. I say, that’s a real Southern solution for a delicate dilemma. You followin’ me, boy, or am I talkin’ faster than a jackrabbit on a date?
EDIT: According to GPTZero, the following from Pumpless is AI generated!
alright yall if you want to rock a suit finer than a frogs hair and still sling pipe like a backwoods legend you best get you that coloplast genesis that thing bends like a noodle in a pot of hot gumbo when you ain't on duty but when the banjo starts strumming lord have mercy it hits harder than a broke pornstar racing the rent man fast fierce and meaner than a wet bobcat your gal gonna be howling like a coyote under a harvest moon legs twitching like a june bug on a string eyes rolling back praising jesus and wondering if she got hit by a freight train now this genesis ain't no shiny new buck its the old plow horse been running 27 years without a single hiccup zero recalls yall zero go google them breast implant recalls they pop off like bad firecrackers even ten years down the line fooling with new junk is like betting your biscuits on a gas station scratch off but if you need something stiffer than a oak post in a deep freeze boston scientific tactra is your hombre always up always ready like a coonhound sniffing supper now if you want the middle road not too floppy not ripping your levi’s then snatch up that rigicon rigi10 and saunter off like a gentleman packing a secret shotgun so go on boys grab your gear and ride out proud
