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[browny30]

This just screams secondary screening at an airport

[ready2go]

This just screams secondary screening at an airport

the screener ; what the hell , this guy has a explosive thingy in his belly !
hahaa . i have been thru the scanners a few times with my malleable with no issues , but i also have metal in three different places from seperate accidents .
so i think they see all that and wave me thru .
BUT i had another crash ...again , and had x rays to check for broken bones . my hip was injured ,so they took x rays of that . then they started to ask me to lower my shorts more , than my underwear , " there are buttons under you "
that was the inside tip of the malleable .
i told them ; oh thats from a seperate accident from before .
that satisfied them.