Bluetooth Pumps are coming!

[Kimball]

The following information was posted today by a member of Reddit, in the category of penileimplants. This was not written by me.

Bluetooth Pumps are coming!

My IPP surgeon is on the team at Boston Scientific and they are less than 36 months from being able to place Bluetooth pumps which will be abdominaly placed. All AMS 700 (and 800 - artificial urinary sphincters) will be pump-able on an app on your phone! Yes, retrofits as an outpatient procedure can be done and no more need for a manual pumps in the scotum. They will be chargeable via a pad across the lower abdominal area and take less than an hour to fully charge.

https://www.reddit.com/r/penileimplants ... re_coming/

[splitpeach]

I really don't see the benefit of this. What if im swimming or in a sauna and i want to have sex. I need my phone. Its bad enough losing your phone as it is let alone also losing the ability to get an erection.

Maybe if you had a bracelet or a wearable that could transmit the instruction then maybe. But not on a phone. Also, call me old fashioned but I don't like having a battery and bluetooth receiver in my body.

Could technically be used to track your location

[LetoMan]

Pro: no pump in your scrotum.

Cons:

Forgot to charge your implant? Sorry, no sex for you until you charge it.

Buttdialing an erection. Worse, buttdialing losing your erection.

Your friend who is a whiz at AI agents hacks your implant and amuses himself by making it go up on down all night.

Your jealous girlfriend surreptiously checks out your erection logs on your phone.

You leave your phone in the uber on your way to her place after date. “Sorry, baby… I get turned on by proximity to my phone.”

You want to dial your dick up or down during sex… a few more pumps to penetrate, let a little off for oral, anal or to come. “Hey, baby… have you seen my phone?”

Battery goes dead despite charging. Next appointment to replace: two weeks. No sex for you.

And lots more shit that can go wrong.

As a guy who has sex with a lot of different women, none of whom know I have an implant, I gotta be honest: I don’t care at all that there is a pump in my scrotum. Unfortunately I think a lot of guys might opt for this for their first implant; I’d say it’s pretty foolish.

[dan_bionic]

Pro: no pump in your scrotum.

Cons:

Forgot to charge your implant? Sorry, no sex for you until you charge it.

Buttdialing an erection. Worse, buttdialing losing your erection.

Your friend who is a whiz at AI agents hacks your implant and amuses himself by making it go up on down all night.

Your jealous girlfriend surreptiously checks out your erection logs on your phone.

You leave your phone in the uber on your way to her place after date. “Sorry, baby… I get turned on by proximity to my phone.”

You want to dial your dick up or down during sex… a few more pumps to penetrate, let a little off for oral, anal or to come. “Hey, baby… have you seen my phone?”

Battery goes dead despite charging. Next appointment to replace: two weeks. No sex for you.

And lots more shit that can go wrong.

As a guy who has sex with a lot of different women, none of whom know I have an implant, I gotta be honest: I don’t care at all that there is a pump in my scrotum. Unfortunately I think a lot of guys might opt for this for their first implant; I’d say it’s pretty foolish.

Leto, you're completely right!
I also have sex with different girls and always like to put some more pumps before penetration or during sex, just think about having your iPhone and start to tip on your iPhone. What might she think? That you are making a video? Not many girls would like that...
I think, using your mobile during hot sex will be a turn-off for the girl unless she knows about your implant, then it might be interesting for her, to pump and use your dick while you sleep.
I think it's something coming for sure, however l love my mechanical pump and would not wait for it to come.
Dan

[duke_cicero]

Ask anyone who works in IT if this is a good idea. They will tell you No, lol.

[Bigdave]

It's an interesting concept, but I think the risk of a lithium battery fire would dissuade me from going this route.

[LGXDownunder]

For me, no thank you, for the reasons others have already mentioned.
But it might give a valid alternate choice to men with limited dexterity/hand function.
They are usually recommended to go with a malleable but this could be a way of going the IPP route.
Should they prefer that and are prepared to accept the various "technology risks".

[Old Guy]

This discussion has been going on for years. An all-in-one device controlled remotely via a phone app or a remote fob. The concept is good; the remote-control feature not so good. Having to fumble with a phone or remote during sex would be a mood killer. And what would your partner think? Lose your phone in the sheets? Crap!
Maybe the device could be implanted close to the surface with buttons on it? LOL

[ElbowRoom]

I’m not a fan. Several more things to go wrong…battery, electronics software logic. Need a phone or controller to operate, so it’s not really self-contained. The hardness of the erection will be limited by the strength of the implanted pump, so it’s unlikely you’ll get the kind of rock hard erection you could manage with manual inflation.

The current designs are quite good, no need to add some whiz bang features to make it seem even more like technology and less like a part of your anatomy.

[Vitalssk]

I would have a specific issue with this. When told to cycle, you basically are over pumping into your penis to create stretch so you get bigger. With a blue tooth pump whose to say what pressure it would stop at? Or what pressure it wont stop at. How would you efficiently cycle to "get bigger" when your limited to the power of the actual pump or hurt yourself because the pump is too powerful lmao.