Happy Birthday to me.

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ElbowRoom
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby ElbowRoom » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:46 am

Congrats Oldbeek! I’m glad your implant is still going strong!
59yo Coloplast Titan 28cm Penoscrotal with Dr. Hakky 10/21/2025.
Pre-op erect measurements:
8.5"L and 6.5"C

Post-op: 8”L and 6”C at one week.
8.5” and 6”C at three weeks with full glans engorgement

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ElbowRoom
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Re: Happy Birthday to me.

Postby ElbowRoom » Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:49 am

Fartsniffers wrote:
Yeah, bionic weapon, pew pew. Pump that thing up!

Stop using those lame, teenage, militarized expressions. It’s a fucking medical device, just like a heart valve, if not more serious for younger individuals who need to have a family and a life. Maybe if it weren’t for guys like you describing it like a BB gun, the industry would’ve taken us (the patients) and implant R&D seriously.

No wonder why Perito starts his videos with a military parade orchestra.

I fucking hate boomers.


Why do you feel the need to be the “fun police”? Sure it’s a medical device, that doesn’t mean we can’t be lighthearted about it and tell jokes. Hell, your whole signature is a joke.

Must be a TooYoung alt account.
59yo Coloplast Titan 28cm Penoscrotal with Dr. Hakky 10/21/2025.
Pre-op erect measurements:
8.5"L and 6.5"C

Post-op: 8”L and 6”C at one week.
8.5” and 6”C at three weeks with full glans engorgement


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