Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

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duke_cicero
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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby duke_cicero » Sun Mar 15, 2026 7:33 pm

JohnnyBorg wrote:
duke_cicero wrote: He clearly gets a lot more fulfillment out of being a cantankerous firebrand and pretending to be a physician than he would having sex with an implant. What the internet has taught us is that — yes, sex sells, but outrage is even more powerful a motivator online than sex. And besides, he'd never be caught with an implant, because by his own admission it would be make him a "carcass" of the industry.

I wonder what he thinks about used cars, microplastics, G5 cell phone towers, aliens, and the Covid vaccine.

Actually, I don't wonder.

How pathetic it is that this guy keeps getting booted from this website only to come back with yet another username?


It’s a shame, honestly. Life is too short.

On that note, I’ll just be leaving this here…

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Masterpiece :lol:
Born 1990. ED since age 20 after a bicycle accident. Coloplast Genesis malleable implanted December 2024 by the great Dr. Laurence Levine in Chicago.

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Cololovin
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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby Cololovin » Sun Mar 15, 2026 9:48 pm

JohnnyBorg wrote:
Cololovin wrote:Hey johnny suck on this...you can thank me later or don't as I don't give a fuck you clown...and don't forget to continue sniffing Hakky's ass and asskiss the industry...I heared it's good for your future.


For someone who doesn’t care, you sure spend a lot of time around here! :lol:

It sounds like you’ve got it all figured out TooYoung. With all this expertise, my honest advice would be to go get your implant and put your ED behind you! Time’s a wastin’.

- Johnny


Honestly, johnny I don't give two flying fucks about you or any other carcass around here...infact I get amused when people like you are made an example...Maybe by then a suicidal man would make better choices ?..like choosing a surgeon who wouldn't deliberately downsize rod diameter?...Maybe companies will spend on meaningful R&D as I'm exposing this carcass-beneficiary relationship ? Who knows..

You know....there are 4 types of members around here...an asskisser, a sales rep, a lurker and a criticizer...It's simple math johnny...as a community, the more we got asskissers as yourself, the more the beneficiaries will fuck with us either by producing shit devices or adopting malpractice (your case)...and I don't blame either a lurker ir a sales rep...fine...not all of us choose to be advocates or beneficiaries.....but an asskisser ?? For nothing ? :lol: :lol: ...you chose to be an asskisser and now you are having reprecussions and unfortunately turds like you influence the community's fate..a collective punishment because of assholes like yourself....And I believe something will change for the better as I won't be either an asskisser or a lurker...futile? Maybe...atleast I had the courtesy to fight back...and guess what..I made so many friends out of FT and many turned out to be despising the fake and toxic positivity around here..but they won't speak out because they fear the defamation and the "troll" label.

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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby JohnnyBorg » Sun Mar 15, 2026 10:00 pm

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;) ;) ;)
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33 yrs old. ED since high school. Pills always hit or miss, mostly ineffective. Finally diagnosed with venous leak in early September 2025.
Rigi10 MPP 11mm rods 20 cm with 0.5 RTE.
Implanted w/ Dr Hakky on January 20, 2026. Recovering.

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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby JohnnyBorg » Sun Mar 15, 2026 10:01 pm

And, without further ado… :roll:

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33 yrs old. ED since high school. Pills always hit or miss, mostly ineffective. Finally diagnosed with venous leak in early September 2025.
Rigi10 MPP 11mm rods 20 cm with 0.5 RTE.
Implanted w/ Dr Hakky on January 20, 2026. Recovering.

Cololovin
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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby Cololovin » Sun Mar 15, 2026 10:05 pm

duke_cicero wrote:
JohnnyBorg wrote:
Cololovin wrote:Hey johnny suck on this...you can thank me later or don't as I don't give a fuck you clown...and don't forget to continue sniffing Hakky's ass and asskiss the industry...I heared it's good for your future.


For someone who doesn’t care, you sure spend a lot of time around here! :lol:

It sounds like you’ve got it all figured out TooYoung. With all this expertise, my honest advice would be to go get your implant and put your ED behind you! Time’s a wastin’.

- Johnny


He clearly gets a lot more fulfillment out of being a cantankerous firebrand and pretending to be a physician than he would having sex with an implant. What the internet has taught us is that — yes, sex sells, but outrage is even more powerful a motivator online than sex. And besides, he'd never be caught with an implant, because by his own admission it would be make him a "carcass" of the industry.

I wonder what he thinks about used cars, microplastics, G5 cell phone towers, aliens, and the Covid vaccine.

Actually, I don't wonder.

How pathetic it is that this guy keeps getting booted from this website only to come back with yet another username?


One of the cheapest mofos out here..
I never said opting for implant makes you a carcass...relentless asskissing does as well as killing any attempt of proper feedback by defamation and creating a fog.

Aliens and G5 cell phones :lol: :lol: :lol: As if we don't witness by our own eyes that almost 100% of carcasses that kept asskissing returned after a malfunction 1 or 2 years later...that you yourself chose malleables because you can't stand such a ridiculous reliability...yeah very far fetched phenomena duke that you compare it to aliens duke :lol: :lol:

Yeah and I will keep coming back...witness cheap basterds as you and humiliating them makes my day.

Cololovin
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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby Cololovin » Sun Mar 15, 2026 10:06 pm

JohnnyBorg wrote:And, without further ado… :roll:

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Plz no :(

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Re: Cleared for sex today. Have whirlwind of thoughts, concerns, and excitement after first masturbation post-surgery.

Postby JohnnyBorg » Sun Mar 15, 2026 10:15 pm

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33 yrs old. ED since high school. Pills always hit or miss, mostly ineffective. Finally diagnosed with venous leak in early September 2025.
Rigi10 MPP 11mm rods 20 cm with 0.5 RTE.
Implanted w/ Dr Hakky on January 20, 2026. Recovering.


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