Another bionic benefit: Ski Jumping

[LetoMan]

Most guys are worried that if they get an implant, that might affect their athletic performance, particularly in biking and horse riding.

But what they may not have considered is that there may be an obscure benefit in the ski jump.

A number of media outlets are reporting that ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to bulk up their girth. Why? Apparently there is a benefit in that it increases the size of your suit, and a larger suit acts like a “sail” that helps you jump farther. So much so that suit sizes are tightly regulated, there is an official measuring process that uses 3D imaging to make sure that your suit is skin tight, and it includes measuring the size of your crotch. Jumpers are apparently boosting their flaccid girth in order to increase the size of their suit!

So when you see somebody take home the gold in ski jumping this winter, maybe it’s because they got themselves a nice thick Titan.

Be well, brothers.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/702468 ... ment-wada/

https://www.cbssports.com/olympics/news ... s-concern/

[LGXDownunder]

That's crazy Leto of and hilarious . What won't we guys do in the quest for a gold medal? Have any of them said whether it improved their sex lives as well .

[riseagain]

I read an article that some committees are looking into the bulges of ski jumpers. But it focuses more on there suits and not the size of there packages. Apparently they are sewing more material into their suits between the crotch to give them more surface to be able to stay in the air longer. What will they think of next.

[cbinspok]

Lol, you can't make this stuff up, isn't life the funniest thing.
have a good day bionic brothers