Lovin’ my new flaccid

[Evinrude]

Amazing that after a lifetime of an embarrassing and impractical dick I now have one to be proud of... at least in comparison to how it was. And what it was was sometimes, esp in cold weather pretty much nothing...just a turtle head that had to be fished out and stretched just to pee without dribbling on my pants.

Now, a good 4+ inches flaccid at all times... looks and feels so good sometimes I can’t resist admiring it in the mirror when I pee,,,LOL

Anyhoo, what a cool side benefit of the implant

[David_R]

Yep, went from being a grower (more than doubling when going from soft to hard, 2" to 5") to being a show-er (3.5" soft and 5" hard). You're right -- what a cool side effect!

[Happy Toy]

Yep! Me too. Went from less then an inch to close to 4" all the time, love it!

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[andrew1959nj]

I hear you. Just leaving a cold pool with a package showing is a real confidence booster.

[Happy Toy]

Yes it is. After 74 years of being embarrassed being nude in front of doctors or anyone else, it feels so good to let anyone see it that wants or needs to. Love to show and tell. Love being nude now erect or flaccid.

[Evinrude]

Yes it is. After 74 years of being embarrassed being nude in front of doctors or anyone else, it feels so good to let anyone see it that wants or needs to. Love to show and tell. Love being nude now erect or flaccid.

Speaking of doctors, my GP was an atttractive single woman and years ago she insisted on the famous “turn and cough” deal to check for hernia. I had a vague notion she might do the deed with my loose boxers still on but soon as I got into position she suddenly pulled ‘em down for me ! Luckily my small flaccid happened to be a little larger than usual (probably because of her !) so I was only slightly mortified.

All went as planned but I had a fantasy if I mentioned erection difficulties she’d lock the door and say “ well let’s see what happens when I do this” This was pre ED days for me so she could have “cured” me sure enough... ah I still get fraught with horn just thinking about it... alas it was not to be.

Years later now she’s married, older, and gained some weight so not quite the hottie she was ...still, not bad, will see her again this week for routine checkup... should be interesting if “turn and cough” comes up again...