Brand new Bathmate Hydromax 5 pump to give away in Boston

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I have a brand new Bathmate Hydromax 5 VED with all kinds of accessories that I know I'm never going to use. Tried it once in the shower - no way. Not my thing. Can't return it so it basically just takes space in the closet. If you're around Boston and want to come and take it off my hands - PM me. First come first serve. Won't mail it.