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Just had a catheter removed this morning, been in me for 3 days after a surgery. My penis feels swollen like after my implant. Wearing "briefs" just in case there is leakage. All I know is I have never been in so much pain as after that surgery. Was having blood in my urine so doc went in to see why, found two tumors and removed them.

One bonus for guys looking to hide their package. These cheap wally world men's disposable briefs hide me pretty good.

Old Guy wrote:Just had a catheter removed this morning, been in me for 3 days after a surgery. My penis feels swollen like after my implant. Wearing "briefs" just in case there is leakage. All I know is I have never been in so much pain as after that surgery. Was having blood in my urine so doc went in to see why, found two tumors and removed them.

One bonus for guys looking to hide their package. These cheap wally world men's disposable briefs hide me pretty good.

Old Guy,
Yup, Catheters suck! But... the plus side, the tumors are gone...short term pain, long term gain.
More info on the "cheap" briefs, please
stmfttr

I’m not fond of catheters either. But you might appreciate this tale.

They catheterized me for the implant. I didn’t have much post surgical pain. Except when urinating. For 2-3 days every time I went to pee it was like ejecting shards of hot broken glass from my pecker.

Eventually (like day 3) the irritation eased and peeing was back to normal. At any rate that was the day I drove 60 miles to let them take drain out and admire their handiwork.

The doc, his PA, and the nurse were all in exam room. We had discussed cycling, my bruising, the doc asked if I had any other questions.

I said “yeah. Who was the ham handed son of a bitch who installed & removed the catheter? That had to have been the worst job of catheterizing anyone in history. I’ve been pissing broken glass for 3 days. Seriously, it SUCKED!”

My surgeon simply said “uh….that would have been me.”

Bottom line: he did a much better job of installing an implant than he did of installing a catheter. In his defense I might be an easy stick (big veins) but a tough catheterization. I’ve passed several kidney stones and there has never been a pleasant catheterization.

Still…open mouth, insert foot.

Glad to hear they dug those tumors out. Hope everything is ok.

stmfttr wrote:More info on the "cheap" briefs, please
stmfttr

They are just basic cheap disposable men's briefs from wally world. Got them in case of leakage coming back from getting the catheter out. The pad inside is pretty thick and holds my bulge down quite a bit. They are fairly comfortable too. Used them the last two days/nights just in case!

Peeing? It feels like burning gasoline going down my shaft. Do have a pill to ease that, turns it bright orange! LOL