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My wife mentioned push button

FreddyFree wrote:Coloplast and AMS have the market covered. But...

I was wondering if it would be fun to design an implant. Meant to be fun, but good ideas for what should go into designing the perfect implant are welcome.

For example, Solar powered for the nudists amoung us. Could be used to pump it up and deflate with optional vibrator.

There are a lot of comedians on here. Larry, if you feel this should go into humor section have at it.

Good morning Hugh;
First, let me say that I am really looking forward to reading the posts in this topic. Allow me to share a few ideas... To go along with Bandit's idea, how about an implant that can be totally controlled by a cell phone... 3 different settings (rock hard, medium and soft for pumping up and cycling. Auto charge when it drops below 25%, it could have little speed bump ribs, heat and vibrate (to please your partner). Of course there would have to be a manual release valve, just in case it malfunctions when you have a rock cock and need it to go down. Here are a few suggested names... Dyno Dick, Perfect Pecker, Magic Meat, Thoughts???

Larry

My wife would love it. Push a button (anywhere but my balls) and pump up like a blood pressure cuff.
Donnie

ddbryan1972 wrote:My wife would love it. Push a button (anywhere but my balls) and pump up like a blood pressure cuff.
Donnie

Scrotum is probably the best location. If not the only practical one.

Protected from accidental activation (e.g. bumping into a desk corner)

Enough room to put a mechanism.

And what happens when your electronic dick software get hacked? It has already been done to Jeeps. Hacker" I have taken control of your dick " dick semi inflates. Hacker "pay me x dollars in an hour" that could get real bad fast

How about an implant that don't require a man to operate or to be present maybe one whereas a woman can use all by herself... oh wait never mind.

Urz14me wrote:How about an implant that don't require a man to operate or to be present maybe one whereas a woman can use all by herself... oh wait never mind.

You mean a didldo