Frank talk members design a new implant!

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Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby FreddyFree » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:52 pm

Coloplast and AMS have the market covered. But...

I was wondering if it would be fun to design an implant. Meant to be fun, but good ideas for what should go into designing the perfect implant are welcome.

For example, Solar powered for the nudists amoung us. Could be used to pump it up and deflate with optional vibrator.

There are a lot of comedians on here. Larry, if you feel this should go into humor section have at it.
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:22 pm

Battery powered pump. Only the switch is in the scrotum. Pump near the reservoir. Battery near the reservoir near the skin so it could be charged magnetically transcutaneously
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:25 pm

Implant within a sleeve. A virgin implant would be installed inside a sleeve. Any revisions would be madeceasier by opening the sleve, rinsing everything with abtibiotics/antiseptics abd inserting a fresh implant in the sleeve and sealing the sleeve back up again. No scar tissuecadhesions, etc.
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:29 pm

A pump that not nly pumps the implant up, but also pumps the implant DOWN.

No more having to squeeze the penis to get flaccid. No more auto inflation.
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Lost Sheep » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:34 pm

Best idea I have gad so far... I posted thisdright after I joined , but the oump mechanism was impractical. Look it up.

An inflation pump that is worked by manipulating the penis.

In this way, foreplay would produce an erection all by itself. Coital action would pump up even more.

This would very effectively emulate the spontaneous erections we used ro enjoy (and our partners appreciatecso much)
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Donnie1954 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:38 pm

An implant that recharges as it is used. Operating on voice command. "Harder, softer and down boy down!" "Are you masturbating?" "No, I'm recharging my implant."
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby David_R » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:50 pm

My wife jokes about having an implant that works with a "Clap On, Clap Off, the Clapper!" switch. ;)

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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Bandit » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:19 pm

How bout an app for your iphone. They got apps for everything else. Just set it for pressure. Can even have it on a timer. Technology !
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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Greg1956 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:45 pm

I saw a medical show on TV featuring a woman who had to have her arm amputated. Her doctor told her he was going to do everything he could to make her life as normal as possible. He worked with a techie guy and together they developed a prosthetic arm that was controlled to the brain. It had sensors within it so when she wanted to pick something up, shake someone's hand, etc, all she had to do was think it and the prosthetic did it.

So, my idea is an implant with those same sensors. When the penis is stimulated, we tell our brain how great it feels and get an erection. It would be the closest thing to a natural erection.

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Re: Frank talk members design a new implant!

Postby Johnny » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:56 pm

Yeah I like the battery design,no more pumping up and down
Hello, married to a beautiful wife who helped me make this decision. Had the AMS 700 implanted 18 months ago and love it. Here to help if anyone needs any advice. I'm 59 and from the Pittsburgh area.


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