Some stories with a moral

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Woodicould
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Some stories with a moral

Postby Woodicould » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:36 pm

Received this in an email from a lady friend:
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:

Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own.



Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed..



SIMPLE TRUTH 2:

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats.” But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job.”



Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
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ocitgo
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Re: Some stories with a moral

Postby ocitgo » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:42 pm

Almost funny if you and your lover are 77.
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