Wedded bliss

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Wedded bliss

Postby dg_moore » Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:42 pm

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying an infant.

She started walking toward the pastor slowly.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman,

"Can you tell us why you came forward?

What do you have to say?"

The woman replied,

"We can't hear in the back."
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Re: Wedded bliss

Postby charlesr » Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:37 pm

Thumbs up, dg!
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Re: Wedded bliss

Postby Donnie1954 » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:26 am

So good. dg.
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